I feel so called out!!!

I’ll tell him

Let Me

Victoria Monét will save us open.spotify.com/track/27PPzQ...

… are we not watching it together!!??!!!

More like endoCUMologist

A CRIME!!!!

I tipped a 1 eye dog

Said church

Off to church*!!!

Photo of a beach with a few dozen people and some buildings in the distance in San Juan

Crashed out so hard that I ended up in Puerto Rico

I cannot concentrate on work because I’m so angry at work!

I got this one at my dentist.

I want the 3 people who follow me on Bluesky to know I met with a major non profit news company today and I said “I don’t care how X used to work, if you are still on it you have no morals. There is no way the ethically work in a system that produces CP” but I did not edit my words in person.

An instagram post by Sarah Michelle Gellar, where she shares a screenshot of a tweet by user @godimsuchadyke. The tweet is a photo of Buffy and Faith standing close together lesbianly from Season 3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with the caption "this was my heated rivalry". Sarah thanks user @godimsuchadyke in the caption of her post.

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

It’s what a King deserves!!

Lego Gameboy Set

Lego Avengers Tower

Lego Gingerbread AT-AT

Just a few Lego sets I’ve completed lately!

Photo of cast iron pan containing paella

Working on my paella recipe!

Unhinged that you have more than one friend group that uses this photo!!!

Because I have no followers and I need to shout into the void- the 4 statewide initiatives that somehow hinge on just me, has me stressed beyond belief. Made worse by the fact that I have figured all 4 out, I just need time to breathe and do the work

When he shifted on the couch from you to me…

Okay but should I move to NYC and be a librarian?

She’s a Pitt queen.

Victoria Monet, if you can hear me, we need you to save 2026. Release a single, diva.

Winter house project 2: behind the couch table with heat vents and power outlets coming soon.

Allen told me that’s what you call your h**e

Siri play Hungry Eyes

You’re right. Those are bedroom eyes. Move him to your bedroom.

a cartoon opossum is saying you 're welcome while standing on the ground . ALT: a cartoon opossum is saying you 're welcome while standing on the ground .

You’re welcome bby

From experience, him. Not usually.

Hopefully not!