J Leo

never kys, good things can happen

not a boldfaced lie on my good Christian timeline 🤨

Zohran Mamdani, if you ever find yourself experiencing homosexual thoughts, and if your wife is okay with it, and if you’re into a whitexican and his white bf, we are available on Tuesday

fucked up the pan de muerto and then bf burned himself on it. his ancestors coming back just to tell me to kms

i only get one body so of course im going to take every opportunity i can to blast it with Substances

made some blueberry jam and only burned my hand once 😌

just need to live long enough to see the thorough dismantling of Israel 💕

I will give them a try again when they finally allow you to block artists. But between that, the bar recs, and not having like half the Greek music I listen to.. ://

BIL’s house is an NSA wet dream. why is there even a google speaker in every bathroom?

like frank really was onto something with that

I think the only logical outcome of increased surveillance and AI usage is just the Butlerian Jihad

discovering this too, in a way

turns out this skeet was too subtle… noted for next time

well that can’t be right

googling how to subtly hint to bf that I want frozen yogurt later

I don’t believe you?

Selfie of me with a haircut

The hairs have been cut

sometimes I think I’m faking my depression, and then sometimes I forget to take my meds for a few days and those thoughts are quasheddddd

well… come hither

hurry up, you’re gonna miss our throuple dinner!

there is a not insignificant chance you were texting him while we took one of the selfies, so if you think about it, you’re in the post, too ❤️

I can barely do addition, so this is all just too much for lil old me

anyone here good at stats who could help me figure out what kind of test I need to use for some data? 😭

there are infinite dead horses for those with clubs to beat

I was reading 😭

I only counted 7 so,

I know you lost count around 147 and rounded up

and honestly that would be such a valid reason :/

if arizona doesn’t invalidate my registration for ‘insufficient evidence of citizenship’ again!

no :(((