Christine Seghers

Whitney Houston’s mother named her after Whitney Blake.

Klingon High Council,

I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.

Worf

And for *much* of those 20 years, those children barely can suggest email responses or generate 10-second clips of Sonic.

I’ve come up with a fancy new name for the MAHA yoga-mom anti-vax homeschooling crafty-ass wing of MAGA: the Zone of Pinterest

The Town of Champs! Congrats to Oakland's own Alysa Liu for winning the first women's singles figure skating gold in 24 years. (Art by Guy Sliwinski)

my wife texted IT HAS HAPPENED to the group chat and it wasn't about what i hoped it was about and i'm very disappointed and we have revised our group chat style manual

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

One of many reasons to love THE X-FILES is that it perfectly captures the beauty of befriending a coworker who you think is totally full of shit.

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

brb starting an indie pop band called tiger pickle

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

magic✨

Alex and Ellen on Family Ties.

How much of the Pacific Northwest % is State of Jefferson cranks?

going to take the brave public stance of saying that we don’t need a profile on a minor bret easton elllis character

I never miss the chance to talk about how this guy was the absolute star of a USO tour I escorted in Iraq. MOBBED by those kids, and was “on” every second.

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

Yo' momma's so stupid she pre-recorded her snowflake halftime show, with days to fix it, and that shit was still out of sync.

When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.

shut the fuck up

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

No Kings includes Draft Kings

AITA for pranking my family by making them think I was being driven mad by the hotel I was hired to oversee during the winter?

I was derailed for awhile by one across because I played Volt as a baby Charger.

Releasing Super Bowl Ads Early Is Bad for Super Bowl Ads The Big Game's value as a pop culture event is shrinking with every "teaser."

Went on a lil rant about how increasingly annoyed I am by the early release of Super Bowl ads. Give me something to look forward to on Sunday! consequence.net/2026/02/supe...

I, of course, have a natural bias that this little corner of the world is among the most gorgeous on earth but I think, in general, most places are actually quite nice if you get outside and stop viewing the world behind a podcast mic.

A soap opera legend!

Kevin Costner. Just seems utterly humorless

The more this wockaflocka realizes he'll be remembered as garbage, the more he runs around frantically tryin' to put his name on shit.