Iris

god, I wish my neck could do that. or anything like that.

A pole hole! That's impressive; maybe Sandor will think the cleverness outweighs the crime.

that's me in the spotlight
losing points with Sandor

It is your destiny!

You look so happy and gorgeous.
(Also CLIPPY JUMPER *swoon*)

Mrs Hat! Welcome home!

Tom Servo beeped so GI Joe could fly.

So soothing.

Oh, your poor nose!

I'm so sorry, this is frightening. Our govt keeps wanting to make massive changes to super (pensions), but so far is just fraying the edges.

Aww, little bat buddy is adorable.
I want this whole gate.

Would be happy to eliminate everything except mashed potatoes, tbh, but it's being that kind of week.

Stepmother had heard about brining the turkey, but didn't read the whole recipe. She boiled the turkey in the brining liquid. Corned turkey. Mmmhm.

Where we're going, we don't need walls!

How come the dinnersoar doesn't have to wear a collar??

Have a most fabulous trip!
(you'll need that shirt; my USian brother visited here last week, and was confronted by this at every possible opportunity)

Is it a scrungly smell?

Stone Rascal

I was raised with Malt-tus, rhymes with salt-us, and I'm sticking to it.

You could wrap it in a Charlie Brown blanket? Poor darling Fizgig.

They will, but if I lie down I'll pass out and miss them. I'm considering beginning something which can't be interrupted?

Am waiting for a tech visit. Only 45 mins into the 4 hour window and am already running out of time-fill tasks. Anyone need me to do their filing or wash dishes?

Would Fizig chew a cable, though? Because if Fizgig is going to get behaviour reports, there will be riots.

How lovely!
(But why empty? Gas leak? Haunted? Portal only open for 30 mins alternate Tuesdays?)

I have quiet ears, so one of us needs to be in the soundproofed room. You all have fun together!

Fucking hell.

Ahhh thank god. It's either that or ... moving house?

"parts unknown"
😂

You'll always be Mumb's number one, Ollie.

Oh boy.