Bradley Given

objective 1: pull the USA into a war with Iran

objective 2: ok have fun bye :)

More like Bored of Peace, amirite?

I'm really sick of liberals and centrists thinking that compromise is something you start with instead of something you end with

I somehow doubt that in the event of several feet of bottles falling from the sky that people will then be out at a park throwing bottles at each other for fun until the cops show up.

…No some people would definitely be doing that. But also I think there would be bigger problems to worry about.

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

A Warwolf Assault Beast perched at the top of a watchtower.

Tonight’s game of #TrenchCrusade was a battle for the high ground. A mission for snipers to take position and reign terror from above.

Or for you to park a demonic wolf monster in the highest point and dare all comers to try to remove him.

Some say he is still up there….

I said the Ork Gundam was getting a new Meka friend.

Kick logic to the curb and do the impossible!
It’s time to paint an Ork Gurren Lagann!

Row Row Fite da Powah!

Tonight at 7:30pm GMT

twitch.tv/baeholder

Sony told me Spider-Man spin-offs keep eating his money so I asked how many Spider-Man spin-offs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new Spider-man Spin-off afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding money to Spider-Man spin-offs and then his daughter started crying.

artist tutorial

DON'T do THIS (slapping red Xs on various sketches, haven't explained why)

DO do THIS (index card with 'put the money in the bag, no sudden moves' written on it)

A significant number of Americans think that being racist should be free speech but calling someone racist should not be.

Hell yeah

20+ years as a games writer and in that time I’ve watched Sony, Apple, and now Microsoft slam their video game legacies into trees seemingly on purpose. All three of them made Nintendo sweat at least once in that time.

I just had one technician call in another to see how long my eyelashes were. And then the eye doctor sat down, looked at me, and told me “oh, you must be the one with the eye lashes”.

I'm a law guy, not a politics knower, but "Trump illegally taxed/stole $175 billion from Americans" seems like good messaging.

I am now picturing my childhood bedroom looking like the opening of Terminator 2 only my NES is crushing the skull of some Dinorider toy.

Then my mom probably made me clean up.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Being from Kentucky means one week it’s winter, next it’s summer.

One week your senator is showing at least some backbone to the president, next he is trying to outlaw vaccinations.

I have been kind of nostalgic for AEG, considering that Legend of the Five Rings died so quickly after it was sold to FFG. But now I guess I can see that the fact that that sale happened in the first place is just part of a long history of poor management. Probably a mercy killing for that setting.

David Lynch: much like a wilderness can hide its contents through terrain, so too can suburban America in the dreamy Pacific Northwest hide a dark underbelly of malcontent, much like the white picket fence is used in Blue Velvet

Breastaurant guy: TITTIES ARE LIKE TWO MOUNTAINS

you should pay the mcdonalds lady a living wage so that she can buy music equipment and work less hours so she can make music

instead of squeeze her so hard that the only way she can "make music" is by asking a robot to steal some in the 5 minutes she has between work and bed

Watercolored drawing of a lean young man with all gold teeth in a sack suit from the 19teens. He has his hand on his belt, a gun in his waistband, and a tin badge on his jacket.

Here's a drawing of gold-toothed Kentucky hero Smilin' Sid Hatfield (yes, related to the feuding ones), chief of police of Matewan, WV, who battled coal coal company gun thugs after preventing them from displacing and robbing the striking miner families to whom he'd sworn his protection. 1/

I agree, but also in the last two years remakes of DQ 1&2,3 and now 7 have all been released in rapid succession, so at least someone is trying?

This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.

Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

Sisco’s ending monologue from “In the Pale Moonlight”. “So I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.” And then changed to say: “I can live with it because the Dow is over 50,000.”

Stealing this from a user named Doc_Tor_Bob on Reddit.

But I think I can live with it.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Chapelle Roan is taking stronger action towards people named in the Epstein files than the US government

Jerrid told me Kamille kept killing his love interests so I asked how many love interests he has and he said he just goes to the Federation and gets a new girl afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding girls to the Zeta Gundam and then he started crying

We somehow shove Warhammer into this story and we get the perfect center for the Venn diagram of my interests.