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John Taylor

@johnltt.bsky.social

Recently retired legal, governance and risk professional. Bluegrass/country musician - banjo/guitar/double bass. I write songs, music, poetry and mildly amusing posts on Substack - https://substack.com/@johnltaylor Handy with a sword. Bowyer.

28 Followers  |  72 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 19.06.2025  |  1.8793

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Post image Post image Post image 19.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s an irrelevant shithead?

30.08.2025 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not going to age well.

27.08.2025 09:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well - it ain’t going to be pretty. Gonna guarantee the silly Qunts turn on Trump

23.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Conservative activist” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Is that like a “fast sloth”?

Anyhow, provided they don’t change the menu or that you can get flintlock styled nerf guns in the gift shop, we’re good.

23.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🙏

23.08.2025 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not even peeing on your leg and telling you it’s raining. More like crapping in your lap and calling it a kitten,

23.08.2025 04:22 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Fair call.

08.07.2025 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Until I can cut my pizza with a laser this is not a civilized society

08.07.2025 03:31 — 👍 34    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0
Post image 23.06.2025 12:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuckupalypse actually

22.06.2025 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When things seem bleak there’s always a gig and a kelpie

21.06.2025 06:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Trumps lower the tone by breathing.

20.06.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love to have a coffee with you Joe

20.06.2025 13:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Couldn’t lead a conga-line at a Christmas Party.

Roadkill is more presidential

20.06.2025 10:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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20.06.2025 08:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ideally, when your country’s on the brink of war, you don’t want a reality TV game show host hyping it like: “Will we bomb them? Will we not? Tune in for the next episode of “Who Wants to Start World War III?”

20.06.2025 08:05 — 👍 2552    🔁 394    💬 99    📌 18

Totally ixnayed Debbie Harry releasing a dance mix version of French Kissin’ in the USA.

19.06.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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