Catherine 🐈

Everyday I look in the mirror and all I see is my father in a bad wig.

All I wanted for my birthday was a Danny Dorito bumper sticker and I didn’t get it. Sometimes life disappoints us.

I have no idea what a labubu is and I ain’t gonna google it and I ain’t gonna ask, because it sounds like some shit my sim would say.

the person I married in Stardew Valley smokes crack secretly and I think it's time to divorce

Sorry for what I did in aisle 3 when Return of the Mack came on

rat smoking a cigarette

me getting out of the stupid house for my stupid mental health

a man in a black coat stands in a field ALT: a man in a black coat stands in a field

Got my tickets for Pride & Prejudice 20th anniversary re-release. I never got to see it in theaters in 2005. I'm so excited I'm going to roll around in my chair like a rotisserie chicken when Mr. Darcy walks across that field.

I’m getting the itch to go through Mass Effect again for the 475th time.

A tweet saying "MS Paint mirror". Below, a photo of a man taking a picture of himself sitting in front of a mirror. The mirror is styled to look like one of the original versions of MS Paint (the canvas which should be white is the mirror part)

I want this more than I probably should

“not all men”

you’re right, Garrus Vakarian would never.

Memento but it’s just your cats tricking you into feeding them over and over.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

The boys (two wolves) are back in town (inside me)

Been playing The Sims 2 and it’s such a wild game. My sim met the man of her dreams and they were so in love. He fixed her toilet and danced the smustle for her. He moves in and I find out he’s a trifling cheater. So I made him bald and kicked him out of my sim’s house 💅

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

So this orange bitch really out here blaming diversity for that plane crash that just happened? What does he want? All of the pilots to have orange skin?

This month already feels like a year.

every day that I go to bed having not ordered a pizza, I wake up without a pizza and am sad

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

I know I’m years late, but Anne with an E is literally one of the best shows I’ve ever seen and every episode gives me immense serotonin.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???

Because they lactose

When Jeff Goldblum is in things he should simply be addressed as Jeff Goldblum bc it's more believable that Jeff Goldblum is the Wizard of Oz than Jeff Goldblum is not Jeff Goldbum

I literally only watched this show because the name made me laugh btw. Ain’t laughing no more.

Why tf a show called Mr. Plankton got me sobbing rn? I’m gonna have to sue Netflix immediately.

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨

I really want to watch a good cheesy/romantic Korean drama. I feel like I’ve seen them all though 😣

Great choice!

KH1! What's yours?