Scott Falkner

Are you more Charles or Bernie?

Is it as good as the one with Steve Railsback? You know him as the astronaut in Lifeforce. You know that as the third thing you saw Patrick Stewart in.

He doesn’t have a first language

See you tomorrow, Ruby.

Firefly. Band of Brothers. STDS9

But everyone who disagrees with him is a leftist Marxist communist socialist poopyhead.

You’re gonna get some mail.

How much does Google suck now? The universal meaning of JFGIA isn’t on the from page if you search for it.

Bullshit. We are passionate about the Canadian-American relationship. That’s the problem, from their point of view.

Who has optical drives?

Also every host on that couch nodded or said, “Yup.”

Right. They didn’t commit crimes because they aren’t criminals.

I don’t want to work, either, busy after banging on the drum all day it’ll start to feel like work.

Trump is a child with a child’s idea of what the president is. The president is the one in charge. The president says, “Jump,” and the only acceptable reply is, “How high?” He doesn’t work for the people; the people exist to serve him. Anyone who doesn’t is a traitor.

On average about 130 people are killed by guns every day in the United States. About 129 of them are more worthy of grief than Charlie Kirk.

I read that in Werner Herzog’s accent.

Why does Youtube want these shorts to suck?

Not Vinnie Roe!

All day based on Apple’s idea of average use (which may, in fact, be average use). Not every user is average; not every day is average.

He’s aware of criticism, but he doesn’t hear it. Or he only sees curated and out-of-context edited criticism. The only criticism he is exposed to has been edited to make the critics look bad and him look good.

Apple: It just works.

5 minutes to showtime and… nothing.

Not enough people think this way.

He surrounds himself with sycophants and only watches right wing news.

What criticism?

See you tomorrow, Leo.

Everything I needed to learn about Madonna was covered in the first four minutes of Reservoir Dogs.

How is Siri not Apple’s biggest embarrassment?