Chris Benham

The stories. They’re true.

Not really. One day is all the permission he needs to make it permanent.

Loop hole!

Trump is a racist. If you voted for him you are too. Full stop.

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As we get closer to the deadline for set completion this becomes my theme song. Because I am.

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So… Meta is blocking Jon Stewart and John Oliver hashtags. Didn’t take long for the billionaire handlers to get the ball rolling.

I’m older than Wilford Brimley while shooting cocoon. The fuck is THAT shit?

With Facebook/META turning into a new fascist wasteland and no other options existing I am now having to adjust back to the exciting habit of trying to edit my thoughts to fit a character limit without sounding like a caveman.

That’ll show ‘em! They hate that.

Daytime Running Lights have been standard on most vehicles since 1997. If someone is driving with headlights off it is because they have chosen to turn them off. I assume that most of that is a form of toxic masculinity where their penis will fall off if they turn them on before it is black outside.

I literally said “this needs to be in the NFL film style” during the game.

Only if I suffer a very specific type of traumatic head injury.

I’m thinking that from now on instead of arguing with Trump supporters I’m simply going to correct their spelling and grammar.

Check out Andy Serkis reading The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings and Joe Mantegna reading The Godfather. Most of my Audible library is either sci-fi/fantasy or non-fiction history and lit analysis.

I’m weird.

Every morning is a chance for a better day.

Not a GOOD chance, but still…

Are we sure this isn’t the JJ Abrams Space Telescope?

I really want to be internet famous but I’m just too lazy.

The best part about my job is that the better I do with insufficient resources the more I’m expected to do with those same resources.

She may not look like much now, but once she’s dries she’s gonna be a STAR!

And I will feel bad for them. I will still absolutely say “I fucking TOLD you so!”

Well, here we go again.