sam corb

not lifestyle creep so much as lifestyle gallop

31 years ago today, Selena released “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom.”

Thanks mom you’re right

only one show on television has

- bitchy duchess fights
- secret billionaire (adjusted for inflation) servants
- gay guys supporting sex workers
- tycoon cigar sleepovers
- and thrilling horse and carriage-related manslaughter

whither Mary J Blige

I think you just did

azealia banks voice: "na'vi trailer, prada-da"

A sixteen undercarriage salute

hey i only took mine out for a patriotic salute during 16 carriages

MISS PETTIGREW DIES ANOTHER DAY

Does anyone have Judy Greer's phone number so I can pitch her MY YEAR WITH VERMEER: a story of an art professor whose sabbatical touring the Netherlands takes an unexpected turn towards self-love?

yes I’m rewatching summertime because criterion told me to in case that wasn’t already abundantly obvious

Laurie Metcalf is very busy but I’m sure she can be convinced to tear up beautifully in… I don’t know, Prague?

Feels like we’re overdue for a “middle-aged woman of modest means spends her life savings to take a trip to Europe and falls in love… with herself again” movie

Iron Lady was one of the last movies I saw drunk and in retrospect I’m grateful for the alcoholism that night

the trick is to overbid and accidentally win something you don’t really want so that the things you do have your heart set on get lulled into a false sense of suspicion

time for everyone's favorite sunday evening game show, frantically bidding on consignment menswear on ebay that i do not need

And that’s on potabili-tea

Immersive Love Never Dies should be at the former Boiler Room

Drag Race: Sheroes vs. Hennies

the winner gets to eat the bodies of all the queens who predecease them and a $200,000 contract to appear exclusively at What The Frack, Ru's new Wyoming-based venue/hydraulic engineering facility

Drag Race Season 20 is a Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza smackdown for survival with all living queens who have not yet won a crown on the show being sent to an island with one wig each

Andry Hernández Romero, the innocent make-up artist imprisoned without trial for 4 months in El Salvador by the Trump admin, is FREE.

He was wrongfully accused of being a gang member because of his “mom” and “dad” tattoos, and illegally sent to El Salvador without due process.

Cleopatra: The Film That Changed Hollywood >>> actually watching Cleopatra

Exclusive | Jeffrey Epstein’s Friends Sent Him Bawdy Letters for a 50th Birthday Album. One Was From Donald Trump. The leather-bound book was compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell. The president says the letter ‘is a fake thing.’

Everyone in America needs to read this FREE—I’ve gifted it below—report from the conservative WALL STREET JOURNAL about Trump and Epstein.

Apparently the president has now threatened to sue the WSJ over this 100% accurate report due to how damaging it is.

Two things I will never do:
- listen to Lady Gaga’s “La Vie En Rose” when it comes up on shuffle on Spotify, or
- remove Lady Gaga’s “La Vie En Rose” from my liked songs on said platform

MTV’s “Are You The One” - pan/bi season is undefeated

the forty-year-old, verging-

Like watching the Sistine Chapel get pissed in?

Mistress Isunpleasant Brooks