Cmdr. Overbite

“Carmina Burana” is in the semi-related pile of “music you thought was straight out of the Middle Ages but is actually less than 100 years old”

Highest body count SO FAR

This is insanity, full stop

I haven’t spent a lot of time in Hoffman Estates so maybe this is lazy stereotyping by me but it doesn’t seem like a Woke Drum Circle kinda town just generally, let alone its cops

DHS having their stories routinely punctured by suburban Chicagoland police departments is darkly funny if you’re noddingly familiar with suburban Chicagoland police departments.

Fun fact: this man has a degree in economics from an Ivy League university famous for its Econ department

daaaaaaaang

Troubling. Looking into this.

UPDATE: The Sponsored Links spammy ads that used to promise that used to promise to introduce me to Hot Mature Singles in Park Ridge are now promising to introduce me to Hot Mature Singles in Schaumburg.

I am Team It’s OK To Be Prescriptivist About Some Things 4 Lyfe

He’s right to say it and more people need to be saying it

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

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ICE was apparently out doing its thing this morning outside a Catholic church in West Rogers Park in case you were hoping that the federal government was prepared to live up to the standards of propriety set by the Barksdale Organization.

…dangerous and illegal things before they do them.

If they’re not willing to do the things ask yourself:

1) wait, is this The Cops?
2) is this person just asking me to do crimes so they don’t have to?
3) or am I just LARPing someone else’s Revolution fanfic?
4) am I SURE they’re not The Cops?

QUICK REMINDER: if someone on social media is encouraging you to do dangerous and illegal things is either willing to do those things and deal with their consequences or they’re not. If they are, ask yourself why you should emulate someone who is the sort of person that Posts about doing…

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

Gender-Affirming Gear

I’m a Sad Cubs Fan today but, credit where credit is due, this is a good snap

good afternoon

NOT SPORTS

Also they couldn’t be doing more to make it clear that the base motivation is not concern about illegal immigration or even opposition to immigration in general but animus towards Latino people even if they’re native born US citizens.

it’s Martin Luther. This joke works better when I don’t have to spell out the punchline but people get real fussy if you don’t put up alt text so

It’s true, the Catholic Church has been a bit touchy about priests posting things for the last few hundred years

you guys make fun of Sephiroth Posting but check this action out

daaaaaaaaang

damn, RIP to a Real One

Groundhog Day meme: "Well, we're doing Revisionist WW2 History Discourse. Again."

“Congratulations, gentlemen. You have defeated our rotaries and navigated our spiderweb of 1.5 block long streets all named ‘Tremont.’ Now you face the ultimate challenge. Five guys named MAHK who come outta FACKIN NOWHERE AND JUST STAHT FACKIN WAILIN ON THIS ONE DUDE.”