HanksMaster

i am going to have to defend the public image of moon colonization, i refuse to let elon musk ruin it.

if at first you don’t succeed, do the same thing again and expect different results

the definition of insanity is try try again

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

my oat meter is on empty. i’m out of oats

how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?

holy shit! two cakes!

the abnormal and highly erratic vibrations produced by the nfc south suggest the possible existence of an nfc central that we are unable to directly observe

"up, up, and away!" don't be surprised to see some of your favorite comic book characters make the leap to the silver screen

Great drinking game is to watch a movie from the Library of Congress "National Film Registry" and take a drink every time something culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant happens

i felt bad when they said draymond green would be on the naughty list. so for christmas im getting him a basketball

Kansas City Chiefs [picture of tyler thigpen] World's Best Football Team

Pop of John's

in the nfl, coaches love those big play types of guys. big time players make big time plays, and they're always on the lookout for those kinds of big play types of guys

O Trem Azul

yeah this song is pretty good open.spotify.com/track/0lq9TE...

shedeur sanders’s dad is hall of famer deion sanders. like father, like son? only time will tell

it ought to be interesting to see who’s going to win the world series this year

the zeroth quarter is just wrapping up at soldier field. takeaways?

white boy SHOCKS waitress by ordering mexican food in perfect chinese

my partner saw the cover for half life 2 and said “why is that gothamchess”

wait a minute…meth AND phetamine? talk about a deadly combination…

People who 'contain multitudes' are just plain greedy.. share the wealth!

bro what is this diddy ahh sex im having 😭😭😭

If a NFL team owner would like to get to the end zone, he or she will first need to go to the ‘spend zone’ due to the high costs of owning and operating a NFL franchise.

since the falcons aren't my team i typically only say "goddamn falcons" out loud four or five times every sunday

you better lawyer up because i’m suing YOU!

If there's one thing I learned from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it's that freaks like me are NGMI!