Guillo

i owe so many video game designers an apology

concepts of a wip for my twst oc. Shes being shipped with exactly who you think she shouldn't. You know who. #oc
#wip
#twst

wow! the breasts of a fictional character

you like boobs.

colorful sketch of a tiger-themed centaur

a man

a cartoon of a man sitting on a chair with his head in his hands Alt: Ikari Shinji bends over while sat, head in hands. A blue club penguin dances in the corner, mocking his despair

Can’t I go home and jerk off instead

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

I’m autistic and poor and sober and single and the economy is Fucked
Do you see the irony in this situation

I need a wife and half a million dollars and a drink and a fuck and a new job and a new government

That gun looks like it has great mouth feel

Noble steed

Seth Rogan should just give me, a big box hardware store employee, 200,000 dollars.

Forest ink looks like a really cool brand but I keep reading their insta handle as fore stink

Oh this guy

good afternoon

"ALL OF MY PROBLEM'S ARE CAUSED BY CAPTALISM " I HATE MONEY I WANT TO SLEEP IN A SWAMP I WANT TO EAT LEAFS FROM A TREE I WANT TO DO NOTHING!!!! I WANT TIME TO THINK!!!!!!!! I WANT QUIET TO THINK!!!!!!! I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE A HOLLOW TREE I WANT TO BE INSIDE THE TREE FOR MINIMUM 1 YEAR SO I CAN GET MY SHIT TOGETHER!!!!! "AND ANXIETY AND SMOKING WEED AND EATING SNACK;S" BUT WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO DO, SO THATS CAPTALISMS FAULT TOO, SORRY BUT ITS TRUE , YOUR PHONE TELLS YOU ABOUT "STOCKS" THE NEWS TELLS YOU ABOUT "THE PRICE OF GOLD" THIS WORLD WAS NOT MADE FOR US THEY SEEK TO GET RID OF US IN ALL AREAS ,THEY THOUGHT "AI" COULD DO IT BUT IT JUST LIES TO RICH GUYS ,WHICH WOULD BE ALOT FUNNIER IF THE PRICE OF FOOD WASNT TIED TO THE SUCCESS OF A COMPUTER APP THAT HAS TO SINK 1 ISLAND EVERY DAY TO MAKE ENOUGH ELECTRITITY TO TELL 1 WEIRD GUY THAT THE COMPUTERS HIS FRIEND NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I HATE MONEY - dashare.zone ADMIN

Tails I miss my wife*
*new pokemon game is out and it’s taken my friends

Currently in ‘rapturous adoration of cinnamon and clove’ mode

There’s a dialogue between melinoe and nemesis that made my eyebrows shoot straight up
Cuz apparently that’s All she wears

Lowkey feels like x files rewatch season

They had a completion for the greatest sketch artist in the world. More than 200 artists from around the world came to compete.

However, in the end, it was a draw.

pp嘟

How did I win that fight i was so fucking distracted
How’d i win with one hand in my pants

a person is holding a pig in their hands with their mouth open . ALT: a person is holding a pig in their hands with their mouth open .

Rattles my cage
RATTLES MY CAGE
HADES 2
THE PROMETHEUS VOW OF RIVALS FIGHT

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

What frustrates me is that it keeps showing me untagged very niche porn that I do Not want to see
Even if I’ve blocked the specific tag for some groups and it’s been nuked out of existence, it just. Puts the posts I don’t want to see. It’s almost like it wants me to not use the discovery tab

Paying 2 bills off before my paycheck hits so it’s like I got money for paying for bills 🥲 try my hack

Well don't I feel stupid