I dont think even jury nullification will save him from the Excessive Cuteness misdemeanor.
25.02.2026 15:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@maxamari.bsky.social
They/them. Lawyer. Potter. Please don't talk to cops. I'm begging you.
I dont think even jury nullification will save him from the Excessive Cuteness misdemeanor.
25.02.2026 15:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CUTENESS.
Scrivner's error. Motion to dismiss indictment is denied.
Sharkie, a gray and white cat with vivid yellow/orange eyes, is standing among a shredded box of facial tissues. He looks very cute, but absolutely remorseless. This is evidence of count two in the above-styled indictment.
House v. Sharkie, Indictment 26-CR-001
Ct1: Criminal Damage to Toilet Paper Roll
Ct2: Criminal Damage to Tissue Box
Ct3: Terrorizing (DV) of Momo
Ct4: Excessive Cutness (misdemeanor)
True! Anyone that was a groundskeeper at Three Rivers is going to have the most Pittsburgh accent EVER.
They should get one local for a guest spot. Just some guy to talk about crick or a jagger bush or something.
No one on that show has a Pittsburgh accent, and I'm ok with that! You're absolutely correct.
23.02.2026 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, this is so lovely! Congratulations, again! :)
Love you both!
Fuck. Now I really, really want to make this.
23.02.2026 00:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0If I were on the Pottery Throwdown and give the flower challenge for my main make, I'd do all carnivorous plants.
LIttle mini pitcher plants, Venus fly traps, bladderworts, sundews. Calla lilies for the full goth experience. The vase would be a skull.
His name is Boo! After Boo Radley. Although, being a spooky kitty, it just is a good name for him in general.
22.02.2026 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They might not be in orb mode, but matlybe this is close enough?
22.02.2026 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is Mr. Sharkie, the newest member of the cadre. He's a gray and white cat, wearing a shark costume. He's got a gray triangle of fur above his nose and between his eyes. There's another spot of gray fur on his chin, like an off-center goatee. He's standing in front of a bookcase. He's looking curiously at the camera. In front of him is a crinkly cat tunnel that all the cats pretty much ignore.
This is Momo, the middle child. She is a big supporter of LGBT+ rights. She's a gray tabby cat with big, sweet green eyes. She's sitting on a table, which she knows is not allowed. She looks very adorable and it is clear she knows it. Behind her is a pride nutcracker. Further behind her, the rest of the apartment is visible- bedroom, TV, patio doors.
This is the eldest of the Brigade. He's a void kitty, which vivid yellow eyes. He's calm, for once, and is looking at the camera. His ears are up and pointed forward. He's sitting on the arm of the couch. Behind him, and out of focus, are a christmas tree and a cat tree.
This is the Butthead Brigade!
They are perfect and pure.
I am really tempted to get The Goonies Lego set.
It looks so so cool.
"A screenshot of a social media post from Merriam-Webster. The post text reads, 'The #WordOfTheDay is 'abdicate'' followed by a link. The attached graphic features a golden crown resting on a textured gray stone surface. Text overlaid on the graphic reads: 'Merriam-Webster WORD OF THE DAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2026', followed by the word 'abdicate' in large letters. Below the word is its part of speech and pronunciation, 'verb | AB-dih-kayt', and its definition: 'to give up the position of being king or queen'."
Incredible timing.
19.02.2026 18:39 β π 489 π 81 π¬ 5 π 3What the fuck?
19.02.2026 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It me.
18.02.2026 00:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The gay agenda is to get not gay people to leave us the fuck alone.
11.02.2026 21:01 β π 146 π 21 π¬ 3 π 1I have such a crush on her.
12.02.2026 02:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What an incredible birthday party for Zooey and my friend Jenny!
09.02.2026 03:22 β π 1153 π 40 π¬ 11 π 2I remain very Toad-coded.
My girl is Frog-coded and so this all makes me happy.
Is it Jetpack Cat time yet??
08.02.2026 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My cat, who wears a shark costume at all times, also snores.
08.02.2026 00:25 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My heart breaks for countless reasons these days.
But at this moment, it breaks especially for Becca. In the midst of her grief (and the repeated erasure of her MARRIAGE), she still makes sure we have our focus on the right things.
Also, Mr. G.W. Sharkie is in full chaos mode.
He's not wearing his costume, and he's pretty much ready to fight god.
I'm prepared for it all to be a complete disaster!
It is OK! These are all learning pieces.
May the kiln gods bless me.
I have a piece in for a glaze firing with a glaze called Narwhal Horn.
The other piece is a bowl with a pink "kiln ice" crackle glaze.
Also, it's a new clay body for me. We'll see how it goes.π€
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: thatβs a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? π
A gray and white cat is sitting on the INSIDE of a HVAC vent grate.
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
What the....
05.02.2026 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jetpack.
Cat.
Overwatch2 GOTY.