Champagne Mother 🥂

Watching the PPV, but I'm behind because of work hours and I ain't tryna have all y'all spoil things on me 😂 #AEW #AEWFullGear

An AEW way to remember this:

Whose house? Swerve's house.
Who's on fire? Darby is on fire.

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a bald man wearing glasses stands in front of a microphone holding a piece of paper ALT: a bald man wearing glasses stands in front of a microphone holding a piece of paper

I still say Don Callis looks like someone bought David Letterman's little sidekick off of Temu.

two young girls in blue dresses are holding hands in a hallway Alt: The sisters from The Shining

Julia and Skye promo like #aew 🤼

Mina Shirakawa and Toni Storm's entrance is just spectacular

#AEWDynamite

It's just like "For what?" lmao But like you said at least I ain't missed all of it.

Oh I knew, but tbh, I'm still salty at my job for unnecessarily extending hours. We sat e m p t y for an hour when my butt could have already been home 😂

Extended hours at work made it so I missed most of #AEWDynamite and I'm salty about it.

Garcia wears his hoodie so tight he looks like cornholio- RevRay

LMAO Kyle laughing and grinning while Yuta and Garcia tried to kick him off of Mox what perfection.

#AEW 🤼

Kyle O'Reilly said "KICK ME IF YOU WANT BITCH" #AEW #AEWDynamite

Happy anniversary to quite possibly the most iconic Bluesky post ever

#AEW

People who get uppity about natural vs lab created diamonds crack me up.

My brother in Christ…it’s shiny carbon.

Darby just being like “Bruh just do the fucking paperwork” speaks to my soul.

This ain’t Call Of Duty but the gat got attachments

Mans got his own island and ain’t nobody tell him 💀

Definitely rose ❤️

This looks like fun! Drop yours in the comments 🫶🏻🖤

Bandido and Jetspeed ❤️

Not livetweeting because I’m just chilling tonight, but I’ma drop a lil love and respect for Riho right here. She small but she don’t play. #AEW #AEWCollision

Juice wanting to make really good financial decisions is kinda unexpected but hilarious for some reason
#AEW 🤼

Image of the original "SCP Field Codes" which is a collection of simple drawings used by mobile task force agents to communicate as symbols left behind while in the field. More on SCP Field Codes - SCP Foundation https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-field-codes

If I had a nickel for every time my SCP Field Codes were used in a video game and I only found out about it by someone tagging me on a social media under a post, I'd have two nickels. Which granted isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice now.

🎵 Its the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan 🎵

In my head canon, I imagine two alternative universes where the subsequent events happen:

1) Darby Allin gets up like Michael Myers Chases PAC and Gabe Kidd.
2) Out of nowhere, Darby grabs a cup of coffee from nowhere, drinks and sits in the flames nowhere recreating the meme below.
#AEW

I just imagined Sting seeing the bad cgi birds in Birdemic and being like “Nah” 😂😂😂

I neeeeeed it.

I would ADORE that. Darby commenting on stuntwork, Orange Cassidy taking casual shots at bad dialogue…Hell, getting Sting making snarky commentary…I’d watch the fuck out of that.

Hell yeah it is. Wrestlers riffing on bad movies? That’d be incredible.

Also so much love to this platform for connecting me to some amazing people in general. AEW fans, SCP fans, all kinds of peoples who otherwise I wouldn’t be able to find on platforms that prioritize algorithmic push rather than actual connection.