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Just this guy. I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, Joe Bob Briggs and hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz, etc. Hi there! av: MST3K's Crow in tux banner: Keep circulating the tapes

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Science has tried and failed to come up with a more accurate measuring system.

05.08.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:)

Glad I could do that for ya.

It's a good way to be!

05.08.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We as a society reached our zenith with the large boulder the size of a small boulder. We've just been limping along ever since.

05.08.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like that. That's good, really good!

Long Beach Island. I visualize my favorite place in the world, Long Beach Island. The heat of the sun, the smell of the salt air, the texture of the sand under my feet and between my toes, the crashing roar of the waves.

That does much to get me centered.

05.08.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn right, aye.

05.08.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

D:

Wow.

WOW.

Just... freaking... wow.

STOP MAKING ME WANT TO SEE THIS DUMB STUPID IDIOT MOVIE

05.08.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS FREAKING GOES SO DAMN HARD and why aren't they using it this very instant

05.08.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very welcome, always, aye.

Squeaks! Oh, wonderful... and that sounds like just the thing, just what's needed!

Aw, p'shaw, now. :) Thanks for the kind words, but hey, this ain't about me, this is about you and how you rock and deserve to feel okay.

I hear that. Just... oof.

Again, very welcome.

05.08.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top o' the morning, and right back at ya that-a-ways! :)

05.08.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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YouTube added a bunch of Hitchcock films free w/ ads โ€” including 5 of the 7 Netflix just removed(*):

ROPE (1948)
THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY (1955)
THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH (1956)*
VERTIGO (1958)*
PSYCHO (1960)*
THE BIRDS (1963)*
TORN CURTAIN (1966)
TOPAZ (1969)
FAMILY PLOT (1976)* #FilmSky

05.08.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 369    ๐Ÿ” 148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

... maaaaaaaaaaaaayaw?

...

... that's a 'maybe' in that format, but I'm not very good at this.

05.08.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[biggest hugs possible]

Happened to me not too long ago, waking up with a panic attack out of nowhere.

I hate hate hate this for you. But you got this, you're gonna be okay. Breathe, hydrate, meditate, do whatever you can for yourself, do what feels good to recenter yourself.

You got this, amiga.

05.08.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sharing so i can go through the edits later

05.08.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D

So much healing in that jazz.

Wasn't one of the songs "Break My Stride"? Because if it wasn't, it should've been.

05.08.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.08.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4581    ๐Ÿ” 668    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Stupid bingo card. I had "nuclear reactor on Alcatraz" and "prison on the moon" on mine.

04.08.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even our ICE CREAM TREATS were so much more freaking metal back then! ๐Ÿค˜

05.08.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AMAYA PAPAYA ๐Ÿ˜

05.08.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.08.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.08.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to both-a-y'all

05.08.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Cask of Amontieggo

04.08.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, the Kidz Bop cask of amontillado, weโ€™ve all seen it

04.08.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A child holding a huge box of Eggos in a walk-in freezer.

A child holding a huge box of Eggos in a walk-in freezer.

"For the love of God, Montresor!"

04.08.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 590    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

You and me both, amigo. It sucks that we lost such a good thing, aye.

05.08.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Said it before, say it again: it's a cosmic crime that we lost Adam Yauch so soon.

It feels like this all should've been a much longer journey of sorts. It feels like he, Mike D, and Ad-Rock should've been doing this well into their nineties, like they should've been in it for the lifelong.

05.08.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Llamas on the llam

05.08.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't follow wrestling so I assumed Triple H was a hemorrhoid product...

04.08.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pulled this guy down from the shelf today! 1977 Mattel Godzilla, with shooting fist and red lever intact. Staged some epic battles with him and my Star Wars and Shogun Warrior figures! Always disappointed in his back spines though. They couldnโ€™t do better than that? #godzilla #mattel

03.06.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember the Llama Dramaโ„ข๏ธ of 2015?

It feels like I was in a whole other existence back then.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o80x...

05.08.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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