Kelly Neely

I googled it and it looks like it’s the opposite of a filibuster. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I can’t wait to read her new book, “How to turn a palimony settlement into your dream job.”

Trump’s next book should be titled “The Art of Destroying an Empire in 50 Days”.

Wow, that didn’t even take 2 months.

It feels like we’re all in a toxic relationship with and addict who makes promises, breaks them, causes daily drama, treats you like shit, then swears it will never happen again. Then the whole cycle starts again and again.

I would only watch if he has a heart attack at the podium. Otherwise, I don’t hate myself enough to listen to his lies.

If you have to lie to cover up civil unrest, you’re the bad guy.

See how easy that was everybody? There isn’t an American is immune to fake news since we live in an alternate Trumpverse. When you realize you fell for it, admit it, delete it and continue the good fight.

“It all started when my mom met my dad and hey fell in love and had me. Hi, I’m Zolodymyr and my life is kinda crazy.”

I could see them doing a crime docuseries like they did for Gabby Petito, Laci Peterson, and Shannan Watts. But f they try to do a Kardashian thing, they’re done.

All Trump cares about is ratings. Everyone should boycott it since it just going to be lies anyway.

I told him, “Now do Trump Auschwitz.”

You’d think a dude that owns a rocket company would understand that the earth is a globe and not flat.

The Patsy.

How about helping Americans instead?

That’s like saying you’re glad Trump pardoned Diddy and appointed him to Human Rights Czar.

There should be some sort of emergency safeguard for presidents who violate their oath to the Constitution. Impeachment has proven lengthy, partisan & ineffective. The 25th Amendment deals with incapacitation. The doctors are rigged and Vance would throw us straight into Gilead.

It’s probably worth $5 now.

Trump acts like a pimp, treating the Governors like Hoes.

Uh…

What do you want to bet he’s looking at survivor benefits?

They should be careful. Jack Smith was only doing his job. Trump eats his young and eventually will go after them.

Destroying to planet faster just to inconvenience Jeff Bezos seems counter-productive.

So did they just say they fired everyone who isn’t a white, male Republican?

Yes, because everybody know national security is better when white men decipher what’s actionable intelligence. 😏I can’t wait for white guys to try to intel from Muslim women whom they’re not allowed to speak to them.

Little Æ: “You are not the President. You need to go away.” 🫣