Ida Olson 🌱 Little Eden Pottery

Anyway I need a new roof. The hail did this one in. bsky.app/profile/idao...

To me they looked like two dudes in ball caps about the same size.

Three rescue dogs, an akbash, an Anatolian shepherd, and a Great Pyrenees, waiting at the top of the stairs for dinner.

When mom tells you to “stay” and it’s literally killing you.

Two male roofers were in the house this afternoon. Ferdinand loved one of them and disliked the other. The one he loved has a ridgeback at home. The one he didn’t saw Maisy cat and got super excited. I’m beginning to think Ferdinand doesn’t have anything against men. He just doesn’t like cat people.

Im gonna tell gen Z this was air travel before 9/11

“We used to walk right up to the gate without a ticket to watch the pilot do his little dance number before boarding”

Oh wait that’s probably gonna happen isn’t it 😞

I want you all to know that’s not what I meant when I said deadwood is the best show ever made

Imagine if ChatGPT told you that you everything that’s wrong in world was because of some dude and you were like okay let’s kill him.

Im gonna tell gen Z this was air travel before 9/11

I picked a hell of a time to join a jousting troupe. 🫠

Thank you 🙏 It’s hard to be patient when all I can think about is eating an enormous bowl of spaghetti but I know I’m lucky I can get all the tests I need.

I stg if anyone compliments my weight loss I won’t be responsible for my actions.

I’ve been having mysterious stomach issues since May and can’t eat full meals. This makes me tired because my body is hungry all the time but I don’t have any appetite.

I’m getting the medical care I need, but it feels like I’m never going to be able to eat again.

She rules with an iron paw.

That’s because if they take one step past her she’ll bite their faces off

Three rescue dogs, an akbash, an Anatolian shepherd, and a Great Pyrenees, waiting at the top of the stairs for dinner.

When mom tells you to “stay” and it’s literally killing you.

Dandy is starting to get the hang of all the different games we have to do. It was our fourth week and I felt like he really locked in the on tasks instead of wiggling all over the place and bucking right when I tried to throw a spear.

Got home from jousting and this guy was waiting for me. 🐿️

I’m two blocks from a big park so these squirrels are descended from dozens of generations of overly human-friendly ancestors.

Would you lake a chunk of bread the size of your head from a giant?

He waits for all the dogs to go indoors and then comes running over like “HEY GIRL”

He lives in an apple tree but hears the siren song of CARBS.

Got home from jousting and this guy was waiting for me. 🐿️

Ferdinand, a 120 pound tawny and black Anatolian shepherd rescue dog, resting his chin on my knees and gazing at me forlornly.

Baby needs to go beddy-bye.

Bianca, Great Pyrenees and greater Swiss mountain dog mix rescue dog, sitting on the edge of a bed smiling with her legs crossed looking gorgeous. Next to her is a sleeping Siamese cat.

She’s a 10 but <redacted>

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Nine handmade pottery mugs that read FINAL GIRL stacked 3 by 3 on a table. The mugs are made from speckled white clay and glazed blood red inside with blood red dripping down the outsides.

Eight royal blue handmade pottery mugs glazed black on the inside with small white stars carved on the outside. The mugs are resting on a wooden bat on top of a backyard fence.

Nine speckled white clay handmade pottery mugs stacked 3 by 3 that have an image of a haunted house and read MENTALLY I AM HERE. The mugs are glazed clear on the outside and glossy black on the inside, handle, and rim.

A white speckled handmade pottery mug that reads PEOPLE DISPLEASER. It’s glazed hot pink on the inside, handle, and rim.

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A hand holding up a white speckled clay handmade pottery mug that reads FINAL GIRL. The mug is glazed blood red on the inside and dripping down the outsides.

You should see the other guy. 🩸
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Not cruel enough imo