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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Ridiculous picture of Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl on Getty images website listed for sale for $375

Don't worry guys you can buy a print of this photo for $375 from Getty Images

Photo of Daniel Grassl

Photo of Daniel Grassl

Photo of Daniel Grassl

Photo of Daniel Grassl

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

NYT headline Shivering Americans Snap Up Firewood as Winter Grinds On

Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!

A dog that looks like a cross between a fox and a shrew wearing pants on his back legs. He's standing in a kitchen and his facial expression suggests that he's been lured into a serial killer's lair. He's resigned to his fate.

Yesterday my human nephew suggested that his canine brother might like to wear pants. Reader, he did not like it but he tolerated it, and this facial expression is my forever mood. 😂

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

But anything his size or smaller would be good prey, like a grasshopper nymph or wounded house fly.

He's be all over some flightless fruit flies from the pet store, I am assuming you are in my hemisphere and it's too cold for bugs outside?

PEOPLE IN THE SIXTIES: I BETTER NOT SAY THATOR THE GOVERNMENT WILL WIRETAP MY HOUSE THE FREETHOUGHTPROJECT.cOM PEOPLE TODAY: HEY WIRETAP DO YOU HAVE A RECIPE FOR PANCAKES?

Republicans pre-2025: We’re 2A absolutists in case we need to fight government tyranny.
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!

Mist some water or leave a sponge, might be thirsty.

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

I recommend a vasectomy. Women LOVE a guy with a vasectomy.

Despite Birth Rate Concerns, GOP Stays Laser-Focused On Helping Men Become More Repulsive To Women And in so many ways!

Despite Birth Rate Concerns, GOP Stays Laser-Focused On Helping Men Become More Repulsive To Women

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Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

the hoa used grok to try and settle a dispute between neighbors and now they’re both naked while trying to measure each other’s skulls

I know a lot of birders with fantastic long lenses.

I know a lot of birders with fantastic long lenses.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

The video is doing well on Instagram (30k views vs the usual 800), and I’m getting comments from exotic vets and lizard owners praising the exercise and enrichment here.
I’m happy it’s recognized! Too many monitor lizards end up with metabolic diseases because of overfeeding and lack of exercise 🦎

A little past its flavor peak.

YouTube video by SearchlightPictures THE TREE OF LIFE Featurette: Visual Effects legend Doug Trumbull

remembering Douglas Trumbull (April, 1942/February, 2022) '2001', 'Bladerunner', 'Close Encounters'.....the greatest special effects artist of all time 📽️

This. Endorsed 100%

"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.

"Folk" makes so many things better.

Metal is great. Folk metal is transcendent.

I love lore, but not as much as folklore.

Horror? Good. Folk horror? Best.

Long live folk!

This is why American school systems need Sex Education, for avoiding exactly this sort of situation.