Jenn חדוה she/her

Someone's gotta radicalize the children

Ok, I've given it a lot of thought and the opposite of "easy peasy lemon squeezey" is "difficile, pas facile, pamplemousse."
I will take no questions and accept no notes.

Also, hi, I'm still alive, it's just that public education in America has become infinitely more pamplemousse.

Honestly, I still think about this daily.

Why does it have a snout and pigeon feet? What in the Monotremata order is it?

Happy Passover

Nobody talks about the fact that 50% of Henry the 8th wives were Catherines. Of the 33% of beheaded wives, only one wife was a Catherine.

I woke up at 2am and couldn't go back to sleep then worked a full day. These are my thoughts.

It was funny because the other kids were holding their breath to see if he'd get in trouble, and I was like, "what? It's a good point."

Student quote I am still thinking about, weeks later: Food tasters seem pretty useless. Couldn't someone just use a slow acting poison?
Me: ... actually, good point

Being a teacher in America means learning to use classroom objects as weapons, locking down in under a minute, all while pretending not to be scared so we don't frighten the students. Wheeee!
Anyway, another day, another lockdown.

That's part of the reason I included the date, I don't want people to forget

Même of Marge Simpson with her hand on Lisa's shoulder. Lisa is looking up skeptically and Marge is saying "I have Jewish friends"

Freshly made

Oh, also today I had to use my particular set of skills to find the (adult chaperones) cub scouts who jacked my grocery delivery. I found them though 😂😂😂

What's up! I am going to be here now... But also not super on social media because my brain is happier away from it

Today I had to report a kid for being antisémitic, which sucks. Then it sucked further because the person who came to deal with it didn't see a problem.

Overheard as the neighbor kids play:
"Why does everyone have those shoes? Like two of my friends have the same shoes."
"Because they're good and they're cheap."

School has started after 2 months of minimal peopling. I forgot how exhausting people can be.

Cognitive Dissonance : Folks whining about not being able to visit Hawaii while also complaining about getting priced out of the Bay Area, even though they've lived in SF for "three generations."

Just found out the Rabbi doesn't want to do any Shoah education in the religious school, which feels very Floridian...

Photo of a creepy "real" looking baby doll. It has a pug nose and pointy floppy ears. The caption reads: I can't believe Im not the weirdest one on the Internet right now

Arrogant man pointing to himself. Caption reads: ALL RELIGIONS ARE BAD AND BELIEVE IN SKY DADDY. I DON'T NEED TO NAME SPECIFICS BECAUSE I KNOW SKY DADDY ISN'T REAL. DISAGREE WITH ME AND I WILL NON SEQUITUR TO FOREIGN POLITICS

Painting of Salome with the Head of John the Baptist with the caption: I call this "Girl Dinner"

I've been on a memeing kick
This is the first big drop

She hates them so much 😭

I put socks on my dog

Screenshot of my Instagram showing an advertisement with the place holder text: LOREMIPSUM DOING EAINR LOREMIP SUDOL PHASHLLUS TORT SAPS NAM DOL IPSUM PULA The caption below, written by me, says: this is why proofreading is so important

Proofread, proofread, proofread

Actively migrating away from the former bird app. I need to start migrating my memes here too

Even if I insult your favorite Jewish cuisine ?