Steve Weis ⭐️⭐️⭐️🖤💛

If you want some candidates for El Salvador prisons…you might want to look at some of these “youth pastors”

Wait a minute! I was told this was all caused by drag queens and liberals with no “traditional values”. Not “upstanding” religious leaders. Have we been lied to?

All of this could have been avoided if enough people had just decided to vote for a competent Black Indian woman.

Racism...the downfall of America.

“Journalism is printing something that someone does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.” George Orwell

Illustration by Ralph Steadman

Hmmm…so not a drag queen?? That doesn’t fit the narrative.

That’s how this American feels too!!!👍

Many of you are probably too young to remember, but people have always been this dumb.

Truth…

The best part about going out, is when you finally get home.

Same

Courageous of you to make the call at home that far into the field. Great eyesight is how you were known in your years as a softball umpire.

No one ever told me I’d spend so much time as an adult stressing over garbage day landing on a holiday

upon review.. I have an uncomfortable number of Tom Cruise blu-ray

The owner of a car company is controlling the House of Representatives from a social media app.

People say “pardon my French” after they curse, but never after they say something weird, like “croissant”

If someone tells you that there are no wrong answers, it means your answer is wrong.

ME: Why even put a Slip 'N Slide in the lot if you don't want tenants using it?!

LANDLORD: Again, it's a tarp for the burst sceptic tank.

Just googled “short attention span” and forgot to check the results.

i appreciate how there had to be a first instance where one guy was playing guitar and another guy thought “this would be like a really good time to yell a poem”

My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, “Is it because of your hair?” Now I’m crying for two reasons.

Empty food tray with a label reading "Antipasta Pasta Salad, $7.99 /lb" next to trays with food at a self-service counter.

i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out

Wait…Not a drag queen?

submitted a request for more bed space to the dog, she claims to not know how to read