Vurrence

Good on ya!

I remember that one! 😊 ❤️

And you didn’t take a video or even a picture?!

I only buy Annie’s deluxe, never Kraft.

But someone put the wrong address into their Walmart delivery, so I got like 50 boxes of Kraft.

I eat it when I’m high enough that it erases my self respect.

I hate it when that happens!

Aaand also of course acting like anyone non-white has a name that is just IMPOSSIBLE to spell or pronounce.

“Moomydoomy? What kind of name is that?! Sure doesn’t sound American!”

bugs bunny is standing in front of a door with a sad look on his face . ALT: bugs bunny is standing in front of a door with a sad look on his face .

Dick Cheney dying is pretty meh, honestly.

A war criminal living a long life, getting filthy rich, never facing any consequences, and then dying of natural causes in his mid-80s?

Excuses excuses…

I hope Sephiroth Aeris’s you.

YouTube video by Sabed Mako Meow Mix song

The Meow Mix jingle.

a man with red hair is making a funny face in the dark ALT: a man with red hair is making a funny face in the dark

I’m not sure, but I lost as soon as I heard the news.

But why now? Why not like 25 years ago?

didn’t even feel it

try harder

Well then you have failed at shocking me.

Increase the voltage please, my brain still sucks.

Success!

They think I’m doing a good job and working hard.

Hah! Sucker.

“LITRULLY a dirth of evidmunce! 😤”

“He’s just literally trolling you by literally LITERALLY literallying all of the literal people literally pointing out that he’s literally a huge literal creep”

Oh damn. You sure owned us with that one. Great job.

Monthly 1:1 with my manager coming up in 50 minutes. Time to put on my “lying about how awesome I am” pants. 👖

It was a rainy Halloween and we barely put a dent in the amount of candy we bought.

Where can/should I donate candy?

My pfp isn’t a pokemon though

Cthulhu, couch-locked on indica:

“Pffff yeah, fuckin… narcs.”

RIGHT?!

Yog-Sothoth is being shitty about it, but the rest of the old ones appreciate what you said.

Sending them your love:

stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is standing in the rain . ALT: stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is standing in the rain .

Azathoth all like:

Eat broken glass.

I only know the reference via MST3K.