Vurrence (punished)

anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?

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MAYBE

SCROLL through the ditches and SCROLL through the witches
I SCROLL in the back of my Dragulaaaaa

“bling blong” is also obviously a common one

bingus is the reason for the season

every season everywhere

What sound do you make in your brain while scrolling?

Today I’m going ”blump blump blump”

ICE: [takes body cameras off and beats people to death with them]

[gets 70 million calls]

“We hear you! ICE funding will be doubled so they get body cameras and a little bit more training!”

yah…

we already know

have you considered electrocuting her?

just brainstorming here

Edward Scissordick

Dengar just needs a fuckin break from all this bullshit

I’m so ashamed of this. Please don’t tell anyone.

I find that hard to believe

I have, but I still think it’s overrated personally.

Some people aren’t sex-motivated. Some are. Both are fine.

[ahem]

NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST I MADE! DO NOT LIKE, REPLY, OR REPOST!

… unless you want to

i mean, who am i to tell you what to do?

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Lane Meyer!

Good choice.

Also, Martin Blank

Poor lil guy 😢

So sad that Gimli got friendzoned 😞

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All the Elves can get it

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[waggles eyebrows suggestively]

Elvish Waybread?

More like Evlish GAYbread, am I right?

RIGHT?!

[a heard of majestic deer appear from the forest]

[you sit enraptured and silently in awe]

[they all piss into the bubbling brook while making direct eye contact with you]

Not to brag, but I have it on vinyl.

I struggle with this question every day…

I agree, and I also dislike super thick burgers

Just make them about like an inch thick, maybe a little more

Still juicy with a lil pink in the middle, but I don’t have to unhinge my jaw to get it in my mouth

Well if you wanna get technical then all piss is piss that has been pissed before