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Geek | Dad, maybe your Dad | Gamer | Whiskey, Beer & Bacon Connoisseur | Meme Purveyor | Twitch Affiliate | Co-Founder Con Before Storm | GM Phalanx of Nod - #Warcraft | Warcraft Partner | Warcraft Pally & DK | Verified by ๐Ÿฅ“ | https://linktr.ee/ceraphus

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a library with a sign on the wall that says ' secure checkout ' ALT: a library with a sign on the wall that says ' secure checkout '

Finished book 2 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. And immediately bought the remaining books. This has been absolutely fantastic. And anytime I describe anything in the book I sound like a drunk crazy person 5 โญ๏ธ

19.02.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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homer simpson from the simpsons is driving a car and says d' oh ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is driving a car and says d' oh
30.01.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you and me both, plus the spam texts, its crazy

30.01.2026 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you watched the recent State of Azeroth, then you got to see several of PoN's houses on full Display like Cryptstone (@stonegrasp.bsky.social), Duareapa, Vylensce (@littlesparkz.bsky.social ), Slim. Our hood is big time stuff.

29.01.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be part of the magical insanity as we go after Xalath's feet, err take down raid bosses. And do weird stuff in our neighborhood. Feel free to message me with any questions or join our discord for more info.

27.01.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

worried someone will show you up?

27.01.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in front of a microphone with the words late night seth written above him ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in front of a microphone with the words late night seth written above him

Me: Kids, I have good news & bad news
Kids: Bad news 1st
Me: Bad news is you can't see your friends today, school is cancelled due to ice on the roads
Kids: Thats good news, whats the good news then?
Me: You get to spend the afternoon in clean rooms & a bathroom, because you're going to clean them

26.01.2026 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel free to ping me if you have any questions. I've been running PoN since before my kids were born! Lets get Xalatath's feet, wait..uh...what?

26.01.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Join the Phalanx of Nod Discord Server! Phalanx of Nod is one of the original guilds on Dalaran, created 12/5/2004. We offer a casual, fun, adult community (19+). Dalaran is an ET server, and raid times are also in ET. We are bi-factional....

โš”๏ธ Raid Info: W/Th 8-11pm ET ๐Ÿ† Goal: Casual AOTC (Dead bosses, no stress) ๐ŸŽฏ Looking For: Healers, RDPS, & Melee (Tank OS = โค๏ธ)

Ready to find your forever home? DM me or hop in Discord: phalanxofnod.com (2/2)

21.01.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always looking for awesome folks to join up in our shenanigans. If you have questions send me a DM or hop into our discord.

21.01.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pants, aka leg prisons

21.01.2026 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the heart shaped reese's peanut butter cups, are...oddly shaped and not quite pink, more flesh colored....would not recommend.

Reese's eggs...now those are winners

15.01.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man is giving a peace sign with the word sure written on his chest . ALT: a bald man is giving a peace sign with the word sure written on his chest .

nap...thats what we're calling it now

15.01.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a lab coat is saying `` happens to the best of us '' while looking at something . ALT: a man in a lab coat is saying `` happens to the best of us '' while looking at something .

its ok if you don't last long, it happens buddy....

15.01.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got up, went down to the basement gym, it was chilly, got a lift in, got the kids out the door (much to their dismay), they thought no school because it was 29 degrees out. Now to do the work thing

15.01.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m good at cooking bacon

12.01.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone with a technical degree, I feel I may need to learn a tradeโ€ฆ

12.01.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™ll happen soon enough I hear AI is going to take over all our jobs soon enough

12.01.2026 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and saying can i offer you a nice egg ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and saying can i offer you a nice egg

the gang gets lost in the swamp

12.01.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are drawing your eyebrows on now?

11.01.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I showed my son the ring he loved it. And then said dad your house sucks! I said I havenโ€™t done anything yet!

11.01.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started working on my house got overwhelmed with layouts and then started working on the exterior

11.01.2026 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a door and looking at his reflection in the mirror . ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a door and looking at his reflection in the mirror .
11.01.2026 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman hugging each other in a room ALT: a man and a woman hugging each other in a room
11.01.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never did honey, did agave once

11.01.2026 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of women wearing white shirts are standing in a line . ALT: a group of women wearing white shirts are standing in a line .

Was watching the island with my kids. Daughter fell asleep and my 12 yr old son goes โ€œdang Kenobi getting rizzy with black widowโ€

10.01.2026 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone not on my team asked how to share a dashboard, there is a giant share button in the top right of the screen. I asked my 12 year old how would they share it and even they figured it out without context

09.01.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other in the woods and one of them is touching the face of the other man . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in the woods and one of them is touching the face of the other man .

Finished a morning lift session. Now to finish dealing with work stuff before the weekend, just hoping no more dumb requests from what I already have.

09.01.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nope no mind goblins out there...

08.01.2026 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was like several weeks ago we were at target, looking at stranger things stuff and he says โ€œdad we should find a mind goblinโ€. To which I turned to him and said โ€œno we are not doing that here, as Iโ€™m grinning and trying not to laugh โ€œ

08.01.2026 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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