Nye’s Inner Musings

Shut up.
#Whatever

How is your net worth doing, Mr. Singh?

Correct.

And this is like when you need to poop, but you miss your chance …

… and then you can’t poop for a couple of days and lose your appetite because you haven’t pooped and your tummy feels full.

Booooooooooorrrrring.

15 minutes of scrolling and not one poop joke.

@theskdude.bsky.social you told me this place was like Twitter used to be, but I remember a lot more poop jokes and innuendo.

Holograms… that’s stupid!

Everyone knows that western governments have been micro-dosing us with psychodellics in the tap water for generations.

There’s a chance none of this is real at all.

Nipples

But … is it, though?

Or is this one of those “I got called out and now realize my ‘stats’ don’t show what I want them to do I’m going to pretend like it shows exactly what I want” kind of things?

Just asking.

Brown-haired man in a suit drinks water from a glass then forgets to swallow before shouting “Come on!” resulting in water spilling from his gaping pie-hole all over his suit and the table. The man may, or may not be incontinent. It’s hard to tell from the image.

Hey @bsky.app …

People keep posting “GIFs” on here that are nothing more than photos with a shitty, generic caption written blow it that you have to click on to be redirected so you can actually see the GIF.

It is terrible and is ruining the echo in the chamber.

Seeing GIFs that don’t do anything until you click them and get directed elsewhere, but that have a generic description really define this app.

*insert Conan O’Brien sarcastic bow GIF here*

Seriously @bsky.app … do better.

That’s what she said.

Remember that time when you stood in the House of Commons and said,

“When I’m Prime Minister…”

… and then everyone laughed uproariously?

Is this another one of those times?

Hmm… any chance you are tenderizing a slab of meat on the coffee table in front of the tv?

Meat tenderizers do a pretty good job on a 55” screen.

Any bigger than a 55” and you should really go with an oversized ceramic mug.

It’s nice to have enough money that you can literally just throw expensive shit away.

What size is it?

Fibre One bars should be outlawed.

I just hope it is a safe place where folks will lend a sympathetic ear when I talk about the devastation Fibre One bars wreak on my body.

You can be the agent of change, Jag…

Sack up, and git at ‘er.

The photo suggests there is a high likelihood of them having a mutually-satisfactory experience together.

That’s kind of a dumb thing to type, don’t ya think?

You know, considering how many people want Trudy to call an election and all.

#JustSayin … that’s pretty fucking dumb.

Again, #JustSayin

I don’t like echos, so…

You, sir, do a fantastic impression of an idiot.

This tax break will do more harm than good on the poorest few while benefitting the most those with the most money to spend … since this is a consumer tax.

Ok. We also fare better than the U.S. when comparing total federal debt to GDP.

But they are stomping us on the GDP per capita metric. I’d argue that is a far better metric to compare “how are we doing right now and where are we trending”.

(Hint: the answers are “bad” and “worse”, respectively)

…as opposed to Canada which has just taken on a lot of debt?

I’m not sure what your point is.

We got the debt, but not the booming economy and that is … better?

Dude… you literally just licked the boots of the rich with your GST holiday.

Your level of incompetence and your lack of awareness is, frankly, astounding.

You can hear your echo a lot more clearly here.

Does the GST get rebated to anyone, Mr. Singh?

Like, lower income people and families, maybe?

Just curious. Because if it does, then seems like the GST Tax Holiday kind of benefits the wealthiest few more…
#JustSayin

I really like that for you. It’s good to appreciate good things.

I just immediately thought of The Great Wall…

It was really bad. I don’t know what Matt Damon was thinking.

Not to be confused with the 2016 film “The Great Wall” which was, objectively, not a good movie.

“More meaningful” as in … nobody is calling you a useless tit?

I could see that being appealing.