I won't ask how you feel about movies released in 2001 being considered classics. I already know.
12.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 43 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0@aristoph.bsky.social
I am Alaska-grown meat. (It’s almost summer. It was probably a 4.2.) Naps and grilled cheese are on my family’s coat of arms. I show my love through food and spreadsheets. She/her.
I won't ask how you feel about movies released in 2001 being considered classics. I already know.
12.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 43 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
09.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 7158 🔁 1639 💬 191 📌 233the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
Tree mostly obscuring the view of a bunch of college kids in the snowy street, ready to help motorists, in Columbus Ohio
Feels like society’s really broken down in the US in a way that’s deeply traumatic.
But also there are college students knocking on doors asking for shovels (they’re not well-prepared) and helping trapped motorists by shoveling and pushing out cars. Up to 24 of them now, wandering streets together
It sounds totally awesome, my only concern is whether either affects the temperature of its neighbor. Do you have to eat them quickly?
15.01.2026 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Border Patrol circulated a “Legal Refresher” on the First Amendment to its agents on Monday.
15.01.2026 01:32 — 👍 262 🔁 51 💬 7 📌 1Incredible that he did this.
Terrifying that he felt the need to.
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks”
whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to”
don’t give them cover on it
“Thank you for adding to my list of things I overthink about, I guess?”
02.01.2026 08:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers
31.12.2025 21:13 — 👍 4142 🔁 593 💬 73 📌 59If the Mountain Goats’ “This Year” is particularly resonant to you, please read this thread.
01.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
31.12.2025 16:11 — 👍 3261 🔁 796 💬 30 📌 14I read *so* many more books this year, in part because Libby made it easier and more affordable, integrated well with Kindle, and the checkout deadlines were an incentive to read more quickly. They also have audiobooks! And I promise your favorite authors support your local library! Do it!
31.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Auto-translation of news site: Storm Johannes overturned the Gävle goat. The Gävle goat has once again met an unfortunate fate.
Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...
27.12.2025 17:43 — 👍 741 🔁 242 💬 12 📌 70what I want trans kids, queer kids, and gender nonconforming kids to know:
you are loved
you are so much more powerful than the ghouls using your healthcare as a political pawn, and you WILL outlive them (they know this, and it is why they're attacking you)
News alert for the Independent, reading "Something in space is sending us brief flashes of bright blue light."
The Doctor's TARDIS, its top light flashing blue.
17.12.2025 01:10 — 👍 132 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 1When you hear, may their memory be a blessing, stories like this are what that means.
15.12.2025 04:40 — 👍 269 🔁 56 💬 2 📌 0Happy 100th birthday, Dick Van Dyke! youtu.be/ExDiUrNygDU?...
13.12.2025 18:01 — 👍 136 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 1I mean yeah, I’m not gonna get in the way of anyone who moves to leave with that face.
06.12.2025 01:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had a former boss who had this laugh he always used when he was ending a meeting. You could hear it through the door and know it was about done.
I need one of those or Luke’s below for “hey, I’m about out of interaction energy now.”
Taskmaster: The Advent Calendar box. “24 days, 24 doors, 1 Taskmaster Christmas Game.” Picture includes Taskmaster Greg Davies sitting imperiously on a throne with his fingers peaked, wearing a paper crown. His assistant, Little Alex Horne, is crouched expectantly on a chair on the other side to make him look smaller, same fingers and paper crown.
Tariffs be damned, my @taskmaster.tv Advent Calendar arrived!
01.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Currently sitting next to a lovely fire with a great view of the water with @garyseven.bsky.social, regretting my decision to look up the difference between a boat and a ship.
Sometimes I just need a black and white answer with a mnemonic to remember!
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Metallica
Todd Snider (still playing a train song for this one)
Alanis Morissette (Or can I cheat and say Lilith Fair? It makes me feel better about the gender balance here.)
Mike Doughty
Flight of the Conchords
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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24.11.2025 12:27 — 👍 511 🔁 160 💬 11 📌 73Still the reigning champion sign I haven’t gotten enough sleep: putting my bra on inside out.
23.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Solid, thematic entry.
23.11.2025 04:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
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