Ghost Mutt

i think god's pussy has to taste like a modelo, like....right? it has to

"sharks, what i have for you today is a glory hole, but this one has a hot anime girl painted around it so you can pretend its not a dudes dick your sucking"

this is how i leave the crab bucket

You know they say that all people are created equal, but you look at me and you look at a man and you can see that statement isn't true. See, normally, if you go one on one with another lover, you got a 50/50 chance of cumming. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got 25%, AT BEST, to not cum. Then you add the strap into the mix, your chances of cumming drastically go up. See the 3 way and Lily's house, you got a 33 1/3 chance of cumming, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of cumming, because my pillow princess KNOWS she can't not cum, and she's not gonna even try! So, bisexual girl, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got 8 1/3 chance of cumming with a man. But then you take my 75% chance cumming, if we go one on one, and then add 66 2/3%, i got 141 2/3 of making you cum. See baby girl, the numbers don't lie, and they spell pleasure of you tonight.

Butches picking up bi girls be like:

oh god its my 7th year of transition this year

in NYC?

when hospitals end trans youth care programs, it’s time to ask mamdani about his platform:

“…hold private hospital systems denying GAC accountable—hospitals that continue to deny trans youth access to gender affirming care are in violation of NYS Constitution.”

www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...

ay yo fuck that shit. she's a fucking icon and treasure in the mexican community get your filthy mitts away from her Edmund

america is literally on the do no visit list for trans people, there's literally so many political parties with better views on us. Hell at least in china we can actually get GRS

shitlibs stop using trans people as political cudgels challenge. Harris literally sent trans women to mens prisons to be vcoded. I dont think punishing trans women with male sexual violence is very "pro trans"

hahaha oh fuck im so fucking done

im so tired of being the ugliest bitch in the friend group

bIoLoGiCaL bOys

seems like a good time to get into HAM radio

if i never hear the term femboy again it'll still be too soon

I'm still at $255/700 on bills this month with no movement the past two days, I gotta get the power bill paid before they cut the electric here 🙏

let this enrage you into further action, further help. they become the cruelest to those trying to help, show empathy and love, cause they are the ones who will get us through this. We all need to become like that, driven, obsessively, to protect the vulnerable, no matter the cost

i would do anything for love, yep even that

my partner says im a better singer than corey feldman, so i got that going for me

theyfab roommate getting harry potter themed coffee creamer while living with a tranny, i really dont know what to say about it its so on the nose it defies commentary

naw i dont think the girl that would make me find girls for her to fuck then deal with said girls emotional fallout when she ghosted cares much about being a good person. Plus its fine, she has god, she can just get resolved

my ex started working for defense contractors, and im happy she's letting everyone know shes a hateful piece of shit now so i dont have to

every cis person is an enemy

lol, lmao even

my wit is like femininity itself, brilliant and everlasting, i am just a vessel for it

spunk and a slumber
cum and a coma
squirt and a sleep

new generations like their own shit instead of older generations shit and here's why that means they're wrong

clearly edited screenshot of alyssavirus saying, "men shouldn't have opinions"

so true

1. Cool.
2. Somehow I doubt he will face the career consequences for this that a trans woman comics writer did for making a single joke about charlie kirk

picture of Dr Mrs The Monarch in a leather dress with red accents, leather hat, thigh high heeled leather boots. Beside her are two robot dogs

its giving