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Full flight, agent warning the bins are smaller and asking for gate checking bags.

She took one glance at mine and said, “That’ll fit”.

I chose wisely

Perhaps he’s merely relaying the signal to the plant. Keep an eye on it. They look innocent and immobile, but some have been known to eat flesh.

That or he’s trying for good reception to hear the message from the mothership.

Peanut butter!!!!

Why does everything take longer than I expect it to?

🫙 because I ate it all.

( but there’s another jar in the cabinet)

Peanut butter!

(Why is there an emoji for 🫚 but not peanut butter?)

Orange and white cat lying on a fleece cushion on top a bed.

It took him less than 24 hours to find the heated sleeping pad.

Oh good. Now I don’t have to go looking for the Time cover and can go get coffee.

I’m bothered less by the shutdown than I am by their 44 year history.

Bluesky is picking on the olds today.

That bathrobe is probably one of the top 10 in existence, if not top 5.

Oh, is “glitch” what we’re calling him now?

I’ll join you-and bring the Encyclopedia Britannica.

And I volunteer to walk over and change the channel when our show is over.

I remember more phone numbers than I remember the people I could call with those phone numbers.

How meta if a performance by a band called measles turned out to be a measles super spreader event.

Isn’t Monday a holiday?

Thank you for the explanation. I thought they were bringing the virus in for a guest appearance.

I did it, but dropped it while trying to pick up my iPad to take a picture. And you want to know why! Because GO BLUE!!!!!!

(OK so actually because I’ll use any excuse to get away from studying, but still blue)

It’s pretty close to “enough “. But less than “too much “.

Must be special edition for my old attending who would suggest “some” as a proper dose.

Friend had SCAD about a year ago. I’d never heard of it. Now I’m seeing things about it everywhere. (Or maybe I’m just noticing it because friend with few risk factors ended up in the cath lab and I’m a little vigilant)

Is this a thing?

I didn't know this was a thing but it's on an official looking website.

"the individual state's Secretary of Stat"

Wonder what that person does.

Peanut butter

You mean you don’t read the pt birthday printed up there at the top of the page?

Preemptively feeling sorry for myself because I'll probably cancel a planned trip next week-the timing's tight, and one of the airports is having ATC-cuased delays.

Then I read there are federal employees LOSING THEIR JOBS and that gives me a new perspective.

Peanut butter.

YouTube video by bushwhacked916 The BEST RACING HORSE NAME EVER!!

youtu.be/mLlDeI6xf0g?...

Occasionally I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and notice my eyes look a little crazed. Then I wonder if it's just because I'm very fair with dark blue eyes, or if I'm a little crazed.

Yeah, we've gotta stop circumcising all our little baby girls!

In school most of the professors say we can't use AI in our assignments or exams.

I'm afraid to admit I don't know how to use any AI.

(One professor encouraged us to use it-she said lawyers are using AI out in the world, and there's no reason we shouldn't start learning learning it now)