teagan

god forbid gay people have hobbies

13.10.2023 23:07 — 👍 334    🔁 49    💬 3    📌 0

always funny when british people post stuff like "americans cannot comprehend this" and it's a picture of indescribably mushy, inhumane looking food. we can comprehend that. we have white people here too

10.10.2023 23:08 — 👍 3457    🔁 359    💬 78    📌 14

Happy Indigenous People's day, the crimes of the conquistadors were known and recorded not just by their victims but by their cultural and linguistic contemporaries.

09.10.2023 12:58 — 👍 2142    🔁 819    💬 20    📌 10

Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG WHEN I GET BACK, IF THE CAR'S OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE. IF THE CAR'S GONE, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.”

Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG

Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG

Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG

Happy Columbo’s Day

09.10.2023 13:19 — 👍 3764    🔁 1340    💬 23    📌 31

i think my crankiest “i am approaching middle age” opinion these days is that IP shared universe franchises have not just been bad for the movies but bad for audiences to, in that they have basically trained them to treat story and character as secondary to LORE and EASTER EGGS

07.10.2023 20:19 — 👍 2897    🔁 456    💬 100    📌 67

also, i was told by someone not to “yuck their yum” and if there is a phrase that makes me want to yell “speak like a fucking adult” it’s that one

07.10.2023 20:36 — 👍 1308    🔁 90    💬 60    📌 19

the towel story is an actual short story i wrote and published (increasingly rare):

03.10.2023 07:35 — 👍 39    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 2

this is a major slay thank u for sharing

03.10.2023 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite

28.09.2023 15:00 — 👍 5482    🔁 1387    💬 61    📌 50

"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity

22.09.2023 02:10 — 👍 13753    🔁 4145    💬 138    📌 90

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

28.09.2023 20:49 — 👍 6222    🔁 1573    💬 75    📌 70

i am personally thrilled that our laws allow psychotic busybody prudes to ban books at will

28.09.2023 12:22 — 👍 1173    🔁 232    💬 35    📌 6