Definitely called the movie “Edward Scissorhands” the more colorful if confusing “Andrew Scissorhead” while buying tickets to said movie.
20.07.2025 01:44 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@tarekrizk.bsky.social
Person with spouse, progeny, two cats. Lowkey marketing strategist.
Definitely called the movie “Edward Scissorhands” the more colorful if confusing “Andrew Scissorhead” while buying tickets to said movie.
20.07.2025 01:44 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump is unconstitutionally freezing federal funds that Congress sent our constituents and dismantling the democratic system. This isn't business as usual—Congress needs to stop it. I will not support any Trump nominee who will do his illegal bidding. I urge my colleagues to join.
28.01.2025 15:50 — 👍 1763 🔁 455 💬 124 📌 60One of the things to know about edtech is that many, many people involved in it have no experience teaching, and particularly not at the grade level the intervention is designed to target. They’re tech guys who think tech is Very Hard and teaching is a skill-free avocation for ladies.
25.01.2025 16:23 — 👍 783 🔁 182 💬 25 📌 15이렇게 수정된 짤 발견! 누가 만들었나 🤣
24.01.2025 02:26 — 👍 2326 🔁 771 💬 11 📌 15This is a great piece.
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
21.01.2025 14:57 — 👍 22005 🔁 3096 💬 16 📌 127Earth Explodes
Earth Explodes
theonion.com/earth-e...
Barring the mention of one food (candy corn), this article annoyingly doesn’t tell you what actually has red dye #3 in it. This is basically clickbait for someone (like me), who likes Double Bubble, as a treat.
16.01.2025 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The saddest thing here is that — warts and all — Wikipedia feels both like a semi-unspoiled wilderness of information and a genuine artifact of the old internet. Hounding editors in this space feels more dystopian than...all the other dystopian shit happening right now.
08.01.2025 17:36 — 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0There are 21 million Black people in the US.
Fewer than 6% of us earn over $100K a year.
The median net worth of Black households fluctuates between about $20K and $40K, depending on how much scamming happens that year (eg crypto, asset forfeiture).
Black. People. Are. The. Working. Class.
On top of everything else, now I gotta put up with four more years of y’all shouting about leopards eating faces and cruelty being the point and “let that sink in” over and over and over.
😩🤣😩🤣
SHADDUPP!!
We need a more innovative discourse of shared panic! COME UP WITH NEW ANXIETY SLOGANS.
I cooked a dinner and listened to a book and drank two double old fashioneds and now I can believe I did all that and it’s not even 8 PM.
06.11.2024 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What are Floridians stress eating/drinking?
06.11.2024 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Unfortunately, yes, the giant vessel of peanut butter pretzel nuggets valiantly gave its life for my election anxiety.
06.11.2024 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Status update:
06.11.2024 00:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Interesting synergy here that history’s greatest war mongering monster posthumously pops into the headlines on a day when we’re all sort of knife-edge-dancing with the darkest timeline…
05.11.2024 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Current status:
05.11.2024 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had to google. WES ANDERSON!
09.08.2024 18:22 — 👍 119 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0In presidential elections there’s the question of “would you want to have a beer with them?” Well, maybe Kamala Harris’ best answer to this query is that her husband’s first wife is out there defending her in public.
25.07.2024 00:19 — 👍 545 🔁 93 💬 6 📌 2I am worried/tortured by the idea that it was the World Central Kitchen tragedy — and not the uncountable, unimaginable, overwhelming mass of tragedies before it — that made people wake up.
02.04.2024 17:57 — 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I’m glad so many American Jews who were all-in for Israel are now recognizing that what they’re doing to Gaza is a horror, but I also think you ought to do a teensy weensy smidge of personal reflection on why you refused to see this truth sooner
02.04.2024 17:37 — 👍 341 🔁 40 💬 10 📌 2that’s it I support capital punishment now
08.02.2024 17:47 — 👍 695 🔁 62 💬 37 📌 9This is gross, and also, telling. www.washingtonpost.com/religion/202...
29.09.2023 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am both an American and a Cultural Anthropologist who specializes in semiotics and religion.
I do not understand what is going on in this flag.
At all.
The whole free speech argument looks pretty strange when you go on Twitter and there’s five things you’re allowed to talk about with two variations of opinion and then you come on here and everyone is fighting over lasagna and one guy is saying he’d fuck the pringles man and then there’s a scientist
19.09.2023 01:13 — 👍 1685 🔁 295 💬 49 📌 17Realizing today, with the launch of FB’s Bizarro Twitter, that social platforms have dulled our ability to think out loud. We all work within the medium of other people’s opinions or the language of people who are brands. BSky tho, is mostly people posting zany truths, lewds, lists, whatevs.
07.07.2023 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking News alert from New York Times about Ryan Seacrest being the next host of Wheel of Fortune.
No, this is the opposite of breaking new.
27.06.2023 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The people that hurt you, that you miss.
You're only missing a version of them that doesn't exist.
Let go
Reskeeting because the piece is smart and hits a sense of search results decline we're all feeling but also for the use of 'enshittification' which we should all use more.
15.06.2023 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm experiencing a unique sense of loneliness, gazing at my luxurious pair of invites and waiting for someone to casually say in my presence 'oh I wish I knew someone cool enough to spare me a Bluesky invite,' while in reality I've texted my wife an invite code three times and she's ignored me.
05.06.2023 17:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0