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practicing passion, pleasure, presence Praesentia is Latin for presence he/him

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That looks like the guy from American Pie! 🀣🀣🀣

24.08.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting at a bar with a martini in his hand and the word dineout on the bottom ALT: a man sitting at a bar with a martini in his hand and the word dineout on the bottom
24.08.2024 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Normalize butt diving as foreplay

24.08.2024 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫢🏼

24.08.2024 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. backing Trump is like the Hindenburg backing the Titanic

Or…
Satan backing Kim Jong Un
Or…
Norman Bates backing Hannibal
Lecter
Or…
Voldemort backing Nurse Ratched
Or…
Freddy Krueger backing Michael Meyers
Or…
The Hamburglar backing anyone, because what kind of evil steals hamburgers!

24.08.2024 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I beg to differ…

24.08.2024 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman covered in shaving cream in a shower ALT: a woman covered in shaving cream in a shower
24.08.2024 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon mouse is sitting in a blue cup ALT: a cartoon mouse is sitting in a blue cup
24.08.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m giving it my all…

24.08.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie rests his head on his hand ALT: a man in a suit and tie rests his head on his hand

And mine…

21.08.2024 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Earth, Breeze, Smoke

21.08.2024 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I choose yumsheisdelicious…

21.08.2024 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

21.08.2024 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man singing into a microphone with the words " itsalonglonglongwaydown " on the bottom ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " itsalonglonglongwaydown " on the bottom

The Killdeers

21.08.2024 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m alive…

21.08.2024 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet dreamsβ€¦πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

21.08.2024 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‰

20.08.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.08.2024 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of girls are getting ready to run a race ALT: a group of girls are getting ready to run a race
20.08.2024 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody:Your stripper name is your hs nemesis first name & your hottest body part.
Me: Tommy Taint

20.08.2024 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brittney Spears vocal coach

20.08.2024 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😝😝

Went to school with a guy named Harry Nutter…he preferred to be called Hank, but we called him
Nut Stubs…

20.08.2024 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sandwich with sliced roast beef on a bun ALT: a sandwich with sliced roast beef on a bun

*dives head first

20.08.2024 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, beautiful!! ❀️❀️❀️

20.08.2024 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous!!

20.08.2024 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.08.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Monday my dear friend β˜€οΈπŸ«ΆπŸΌπŸ€—πŸ”₯πŸŒΊπŸ’•πŸ’™πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ’œ

19.08.2024 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is now, my all time favorite GIF!
Makes me laugh every time!

19.08.2024 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two lizards sitting in purple chairs on a table . ALT: two lizards sitting in purple chairs on a table .

You and I hanging in πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

19.08.2024 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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