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Praesentia

@praesentia.bsky.social

practicing passion, pleasure, presence Praesentia is Latin for presence he/him

148 Followers | 186 Following | 4,364 Posts | Joined: 11.03.2024 | 1.9281

Latest posts by praesentia.bsky.social on Bluesky

That looks like the guy from American Pie! 🤣🤣🤣

24.08.2024 21:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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a man sitting at a bar with a martini in his hand and the word dineout on the bottom ALT: a man sitting at a bar with a martini in his hand and the word dineout on the bottom

24.08.2024 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Normalize butt diving as foreplay

24.08.2024 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫶🏼

24.08.2024 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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a mcdonald 's sign with a prisoner holding a ladder ALT: a mcdonald 's sign with a prisoner holding a ladder

RFK Jr. backing Trump is like the Hindenburg backing the Titanic

Or…
Satan backing Kim Jong Un
Or…
Norman Bates backing Hannibal
Lecter
Or…
Voldemort backing Nurse Ratched
Or…
Freddy Krueger backing Michael Meyers
Or…
The Hamburglar backing anyone, because what kind of evil steals hamburgers!

24.08.2024 17:42 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I beg to differ…

24.08.2024 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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a woman covered in shaving cream in a shower ALT: a woman covered in shaving cream in a shower

24.08.2024 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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a cartoon mouse is sitting in a blue cup ALT: a cartoon mouse is sitting in a blue cup

24.08.2024 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m giving it my all…

24.08.2024 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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a man in a suit and tie rests his head on his hand ALT: a man in a suit and tie rests his head on his hand

And mine…

21.08.2024 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Earth, Breeze, Smoke

21.08.2024 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I choose yumsheisdelicious…

21.08.2024 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

21.08.2024 20:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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a man singing into a microphone with the words " itsalonglonglongwaydown " on the bottom ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " itsalonglonglongwaydown " on the bottom

The Killdeers

21.08.2024 14:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m alive…

21.08.2024 03:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sweet dreams…🤗🤗🤗

21.08.2024 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

20.08.2024 19:54 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

😉

20.08.2024 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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a woman in a black and white polka dot dress is shaking her head ALT: a woman in a black and white polka dot dress is shaking her head

20.08.2024 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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a group of girls are getting ready to run a race ALT: a group of girls are getting ready to run a race

20.08.2024 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody:Your stripper name is your hs nemesis first name & your hottest body part.
Me: Tommy Taint

20.08.2024 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brittney Spears vocal coach

20.08.2024 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😝😝

Went to school with a guy named Harry Nutter…he preferred to be called Hank, but we called him
Nut Stubs…

20.08.2024 17:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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a sandwich with sliced roast beef on a bun ALT: a sandwich with sliced roast beef on a bun

*dives head first

20.08.2024 17:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good morning, beautiful!! ❤️❤️❤️

20.08.2024 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gorgeous!!

20.08.2024 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building at night and says `` i 'll be waiting '' . ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building at night and says `` i 'll be waiting '' .

19.08.2024 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy Monday my dear friend ☀️🫶🏼🤗🔥🌺💕💙🥰😘💜

19.08.2024 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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This is now, my all time favorite GIF!
Makes me laugh every time!

19.08.2024 17:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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two lizards sitting in purple chairs on a table . ALT: two lizards sitting in purple chairs on a table .

You and I hanging in 🇲🇽

19.08.2024 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@praesentia is following 15 prominent accounts

Fiona 📎
@oneofakindfiona

Born at 333 ppm Hobby: Einfach nur hier sitzen. Unfreiwillig Single. blueskyroast.com : "Fiona: The Queen of Quirk and Quips!" Just my thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapwaawyovqe

Rachey
@rachey

AI Artist. Funny girl. Flirt. Speaks Mancanese. Wife of @Addyspectreai.bsky.social. Design Engineer. Woke. Fun sized. Don't believe what they say about me 😊

USA vs UK
@usavsuk

@buchstabenliebe

Eine Buchstabenliebe kann man nicht beschreiben, sondern einfach nur mitfühlen oder eben nicht!

JoWonderland
@jowonderland

My dog Mimikins is my 💗. Love gardening/plants, nature, trail walking. Hobbies/interests strength training, running, diy, sewing and embroidery. Recently inherited 🐈‍⬛ Lila + 🐈 Lady. Adore them. Newest addition Queen Madeline Vigilante 🕷️ She/Her

💛💜JB💛💜
@msjulesb

🎶📚🍃☕️🍷 Jules/JB Lover of nature, books, music. Sharing simple snaps 🌱🌳 Here for creativity and good vibes No room for bigotry… Left is where I stand… Keep it kind or keep scrolling ✌️🍉🕊️ ✨Reposts lots… posts in my media

Chy
@chyhere

Producer • Writer • Sometimes Photographer Current 📚: Vanishing Half

Li🦋Zy 🇬🇪🇨🇾
@lizylove

Russia is a Terrorist State/Occupants Fuck Trump!! საქართველოს გაუმარჯოს!🇬🇪 Слава Україні!🇺🇦

sapioslut
@sapioslut

🪩🍒🩵

Beth
@bethh

[confused hissing]

Hannah
@rueserpente

Historian. Stargazer. Pfp: Rabbit from a 15th c Flemish tapestry Background photo: low relief sculpture of lotuses and lilies

Molly
@bettyriot

Patron Saint of Sluts & Whores. Optimistic nihilist. Feminist AF https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacy6ukwoo3q

Dr. Lily
@lilyanadream

Postdoc neuroscience researcher. Brain networks, cognition, emotion, stress & mitochondria. Mental health. Proud mom. I love music, poetry, & take photos sometimes. ND. 🏳️‍🌈 Wants ppl safe and happy.

ash
@ashhull

Sad clown with a caffeine buzz... Now: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q Later: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa

I had a pony!
@meghancolleen

Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? she/her Carolina alum 🐏🩵 Bird rescue volunteer is my whole personality now Life in the hands of a rock n roll band.