sapioslut

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

Salute to the sun for being eleventy kajillion miles away and still being able to cook my ass. That thing is hot lol

I just think it’d be good for the internet if that one Tiktok lady found something else buried in her yard. We’re all going through a lot right now

When I was young I did hope to live in interesting times, but that’s not how I would describe these.

Looking for the post that's going to fix everything

🚨SOS!!🚨 a whistleblower who works in the federal govt just got this info to me. You guys they are dismantling Social Security. It’s happening right now. Like, NOW. With an interruption in services in 2-3 months. I can’t say who this person is but they’re in a position to know. SPREAD THE WORD! 🧵

Black text on white background. It reads: With you, for you. WHO remains committed to health for all.

#HealthForAll

For everyone. Everywhere.

Maybe the real TikTok was the friends we made along the way

Wrote a song to the midnight skies.

Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE

Relationships should be 50/50, 50% me complaining about every aspect of my life and 50% him saying wow babe that is super fucked up im sorry

mutual weirdness is hot as fuck

Left my hot coffee right by the front door and didn’t remember til I was walking into work. Don’t talk to me about pain.

hey just a reminder that if you don’t like my joke it’s okay to not tell me

the united states has the most UFO sightings because we are the main characters of the universe

Feed me with your hands

Drinking poetry and reading coffee

There’s no crying in baseball, bird watching, or erotic embroidery.

Men will literally destroy a country instead of going to therapy

I punk rock love you.

Hot girls go to bed looking like a glazed donut

[while witnessing the dying of light] now's a great time to be really gentle i think. wouldn't want to cause any problems for the night.

nice echo chamber you got there would be a shame if you just kept on enjoying it and got a lot of fulfillment from it and lived your life happily and it never adversely affected your mental health

The only reservations I want a man to have about me are restaurant, airline, hotel

Levels of ceiling fan:
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on

“your body, my ch-“