James McConnell

for sale: baby shoes, never worn, didn't fit, no idea what i was doing, had a mad one in boots on five costas, same day i was arrested for kicking a mime

Anyway, here's the intro, full episodes can be found on youtube;

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS VISITING NANCY, IT’S GETTING LATE, NANCY LOOKS AT THE CLOCK ON THE MANTLE AS SLUGGO SITS AND READS A BOOK, THE CLOCK JUST STRUCK 9 O’CLOCK P2- NANCY COVERS HER MOUTH AS SHE YAWNS, SLUGGO LOOKS AT HER P3- NANCY YAWNS AGAIN AND SLUGGO IS WONDERING WHAT IS GOING ON P4- NANCY HAS PUT ON A BATH ROBE AND HAS HER TOOTHBRUSH IN HER HAND , SLUGGO LOOKS ON CURIOUSLY P5- NANCY HAS GONE TO BED AND HAS HER EYES CLOSED,SLUGGO WALKS UP TO NANCY’S BEDSIDE SLUGGO IRRITATED: HEY! ARE YOU HINTING FOR ME TO LEAVE ?

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 11,1944

Blucifer's day once again, hbd big dawg

Under Starmer, recognised refugees can no longer reunite with their children.

Recognised refugees.

Denied the right to reunite with their children.

It’s diabolical. Worse than anything the Tories did. & no, the racists are not & never will be satisfied.

So yes, he’s hated.

PERSON OF THE DAY. 11 February 1926. Leslie Nielsen was born in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada. He appeared in more than 100 films including the Airplane and the Naked Gun film series, but don’t call him Shirley. 😂

The enormous copyright label in a jumper from The Sweater Shop where you'd normally expect washing instructions. "THE DESIGN OF THIS GARMENT IS COVERED BY COPYRIGHT AND ANY ATTEMPT TO REPRODUCE IN ANY FORM IS FORBIDDEN ACTION WILL BE TAKEN" The jumper itself is a weird blue/aquamarine mix. I did not attempt any form of reproduction.

Elderly jumper emerges blinking from the bottom drawer with a warning from the 1980s about knitwear piracy.
Remember- home knitting is killing the garments industry.

Uggi the dog waiting patiently outside of Hlöllabátar subs

The worlds most hopeful dog

(Yes it’s closed)

Just saw someone complaining about the language used by a person currently detained in an ice concentration camp. Never fukken change, this app.

A hugely underrated film that hardly anyone saw at the time. It's just landed on Netflix in the US so if you have a VPN, use it. Not to give anything away but its themes might hit a little harder ten years on. I hope it finds a new audience.

Monster friends snack it up!

Special Geritol "A REAL TONIC for Men & Women Over 35 Who Are Tired"

Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.

Medieval bestiary image displaying a weird human head and fish/seal body abomination. Because having to draw from vague descriptions and imagination was the only option

"real artists don't need references"
I like to think of medieval bestiaries when I hear this idea

Advertisement for the Sinclair Research X1 button radio, a small FM radio that fits snugly in your ear. It is smaller than a 50p coin, powered by a lithium battery, and uses push-button autoscan touch-tuning. It is priced at £10, including P&P. THE INCREDIBLE BUTTON RADIO This amazing FM radio is smaller than a 50p coin. Made by Sinclair Research, the X1 button radio fits snugly into your ear, sounds superb and is a steal at only £10 (including P&P). It's powered by a tiny lithium battery which lasts for months, and uses push-button autoscan touch-tuning for simple use. Perfect for when you're gardening, jogging, sitting on the train etc. or just lazing around this summer. Send a cheque, made payable to: Sinclair Research Ltd., to Vector Sinclair Services Division, 13 Denington Road, Wellingborough, NN8 2RL or call the credit card hotline (01933) 279300 quoting reference SM16 on all orders. 88 MHz RADIO 2 RADIO 3 FM AUTO RADIO 4 BBC GLR SCAN SINCLAIR RESEARCH X1 108 MHz CAPITAL NEWS RADIO 1 KISS FM CLASSIC JAZZ FM GREEK MELODY VIRGIN

Advert Lucky Dip: May 1998: X1 Button Radio ad from Sinclair Research (more at @OldUKPrintAds.bsky.social)

«THE INCREDIBLE BUTTON RADIO»

A parody of Wes Streeting's Guardian article with the headline changed to "Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of Dick Dastardly. And I never wanted to stop the pigeon - Wes Muttley" "I knew him but not well, and worry now that he thrived in the Vulture Squadron. It was not just failed vetting: there was a failure of moral seriousness." Streeting has been photoshopped with an aviator cap and goggles, along with a red aviator scarf.

Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face

Mary Lighthouse and Uncle Pigg at the start of issue 1 of Oink! Comic, 1986.

#DailyOink #Issue1 #UnclePigg #MaryLighthouse

Ian Gibson

Doc wearing his mind reading invention opens the door to Marty

"Great Scott!"

One year ago today I posted this miniature Back to the Future photo I created using real figures, lighting and miniature sets.

#backtothefuture #photography #scifi #80s

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i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

Hey! You! Have you played my game about strangling a horse? You should! It's free to play, and you will die LOADS!

13,500 words of comedy choose-your-own-adventure silliness, just for you!

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Printed recipe. Text reads ‘For melancholy. Rub the body all over with nettles’

Questionable 1700s treatment for melancholy... rubbing yourself all over with nettles

32 x 32 Morrowind Booze

#pixelart #ドット絵 #morrowind #tes #theelderscrolls

Catch me if you can!

Thankfully, after all that nonsense, Zrek actually manages to save the galaxy as depicted here, holding a bunch of alien plants in his arms while standing in a beautiful night forest lit by a hundred colorful lights, glowing like a prophetic figure under the nocturnal skies with the loving message written on screen saying "FUCK OFF BIN LADEN". (it's an actual ingame screen, albeit hidden behind an unlockable credits cheat code)

E.T.: Interplanetary Mission (PS1) (2001)

4/4

small crab eating a grape (important)