badly-drawn sleigh 🛷

This is one reason I'm so open on here (I know Amber is too, as are others).

It helps me to journal my personal journey but, in the process, I hope my cis followers learn a few things too.

No excuse for not learning about trans lives on this website. There's a lot of us here.

Cloth masks aren't enough, sadly. You need FFP2 minimum in order to actually be effective.

Yeah - same. But apparently too many people are stupid / selfish and here we are.

Flow chart Your friend or relative comes out as trans Question. Does this harm you in any way? If answered is yes, left to box that says, it doesn’t, then on to next question. If answer is no, on to next question Question. Are you happy for them? If answered yes, on to final box that just says, sweet. If answer is no, on to box that says, Why not? Get your shit together.

This handy flowchart is for any fellow cis people out there who have someone in their lives who come out to them as trans.

I mean the best advice is fucking stay home if you possibly can, but I'm aware that's not possible for many. So yes - mask up.

Folks; it costs absolutely nothing to be kind and believe people when they tell you who they are

They're such fucking snowflakes

I think there's a day or two when you know you're coming down with something but might still be ambulatory. And holy shit YES you should mask at this point.

YES YOU STUPID FUCKS

Brilliant.
Everyone needs to talk to Reform like this.

The most shameful language point about school kids in the U.K. is not the number who speak English as a second language, but the number who don’t speak any language other than English.

Even more, the number of adults who don’t.

By the same rationale, 30 Days of Night would also be a Christmas movie

The descendants of those cows are now very high up in NASA

A bloke who was clearly an 80s hooliganism fan, and performative racist is unlikely to have been a model husband/father.

I imagine him being alive was probably pretty shit for them, too.

"Well-known" is quite telling there.

So sad. Never mind.

I’m amazed at how many people on this site are so fucking smart and cool

The kids who have English as a second or additional language often speak it more fluently and accurately than plenty of native speakers.

Niche but funny

I can hear my Grampa going "it'll rub out"

eBay listing for a mini cooper, says it has 'minor' damage

Entire front of car is stoved in.

'minor'

I'm fizzy

My brain immediately went 'their kid has better upper body strength than me' before I realised that's not what you mean

A sign advertising 07949020598 wasps £50

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

I don't think anybody needs that many wasps

My brain is now trying to wedge this into the Major-General's song from Pirates.

🧵 Is it a super flu year? Who knows, but I think the current reporting is stupid.

A pissed off thread using data.

Firstly - here are today's headlines and some from the last 3 years... spot the difference. 1/10

been having a tough time lately nana

AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ

Fully old enough to remember when the term "AI" wasn't forcibly synonymous with corporatocratic kleptocracy.