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Swish swish motherfucker. AuDHD | alphabet mafia πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ | rugby player πŸ‰ | scuba diver 🀿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ There's probably something funny in the alt text.

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I didn't realise this was AI slop at first and spent far too much time trying to work out wtf was going on

06.08.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all very annoying and upsetting

06.08.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A microcosm of why LLMs are useless. I keep seeing AI-generated descriptions of items for sale on Facebook Marketplace, Vinted and eBay. Without exception they tell me ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the item, but use 150+ words to do it.

06.08.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But I'm happy to sacrifice some Tories or something

06.08.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Asher, a ranch trader from Texas, said he believed hunting was a vital part of preserving wildlife" so presumably this outcome is a way of preserving big game hunters. Noted.

06.08.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Millionaire trophy hunter gored to death by 1.3 tonne bull on African safari Asher Watkins, 52, was tracking a 1.3 tonne Cape Buffalo bull, known as the Black Death, on Sunday when it suddenly charged at him at 35mph.

Ah that's lovely news.

metro.co.uk/2025/08/06/m...

06.08.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1780    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 244    πŸ“Œ 157

It would have to be something which didn't include throwing a vulnerable group under the bus

06.08.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've held a driving licence for 36 years. Until 2023 I'd never had an endorsement of any kind, but since then I've had three (if we include this one). My driving hasn't worsened, so tell me again how cameras aren't just money printing machines.

06.08.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stephen Fry shares opinion on JK Rowling’s β€˜cruel’ trans views β€˜I disagree profoundly with her on this subject,’ the β€˜Harry Potter’ audiobook narrator said

Ironically Stephen Fry has more recently been outspoken criticising Rowling, which is an improvement.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

06.08.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?

06.08.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has always been the way

06.08.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As you enter our fine borough there is a sign saying we have a β€œPublic Space Protection Order” which includes β€œNo gathering in groups of two (or more) engaging in nuisance or criminal behaviour” nuisance can mean β€œJust hanging out” esp if of a darker skin tone right

06.08.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Insult to injury: that Notices of Intended Prosecution doesn't come with a reply paid envelope. Thanks Met Police.

06.08.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm one of the three people here who will get that reference

06.08.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The escalation of tempo between
social playing -> preseason -> actual matches is exponential

06.08.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You cannot tell me that these people needed the work. Fuckers.

06.08.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Training match this evening against Millwall. I suspect I'm going to be sore tomorrow.

Yay rugby.

05.08.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is tremendous

05.08.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't see her so clearly one of my blocklists has already scooped her up

05.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of my tabby cat Eddie lying on the floor, looking at the camera over his giant chest floof that obscures the bottom part of his face.

A photo of my tabby cat Eddie lying on the floor, looking at the camera over his giant chest floof that obscures the bottom part of his face.

Magnificent photo of Eddie from our cat-sitter

05.08.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 406    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Telegraph

05.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite got the folding for that

05.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so M&S are transphobes and Next are strike breakers/union busters. Is there anywhere quasi-ethical a girl can buy her undies?

05.08.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

That'll also do it

05.08.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oof that’s a headline. Cannot agree more that Nigel Farage has been and continues to fan the flames.

05.08.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 399    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 5

Until you've been on a game show, it's impossible to understand how much the bright lights and pressure remove large functioning parts of your brain (Weakest Link, 2001)

05.08.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't fault the clarity of Labour's message on protest. There are BAD protesters who must be punished (Irish musicians, anti-genocide vicars) and there are GOOD protesters whose views deserve respect (masked thugs with petrol bombs trying to start a pogrom)

05.08.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1315    πŸ” 476    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9

A classic example of "wealthy person overreach" which got a bunch of people killed

05.08.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Except nobody suggested getting angry with the phone person. "Calling in support" was a deliberate choice I made

05.08.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a Rammstein bootleg hoodie outside their gig in 2005 for Β£5. It got passed on to Mr Bee, who wore it nonstop until last year, when it was sold on Vinted for Β£25.

05.08.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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