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he/him I was saying boo-urns. "lit and traumatizing"

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Latest posts by mikechauvet.bsky.social on Bluesky

Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy

My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?

12.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 752    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Without data centers, GDP growth was 0.1% in the first half of 2025, Harvard economist says | Fortune Is a U.S. without data centers a country without GDP growth?

And this:
92% of the growth in the entire country this year has been data centers. And some of that is "circular deals" that dont involve actual money

fortune.com/2025/10/07/d...

11.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 508    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 49
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imagine overhearing your 12-year-old threaten to fuck their opponent’s mom over Xbox live and they are speaking to Bashar al-Assad

10.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

I know that for my generation, a lot of it stems from The Baroness from G.I. Joe.

10.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

10.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9111    πŸ” 2194    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 42

Trump, a vocal war crimes enthusiast for more than a decade, is mad he didn’t get the nobel so his aides are gonna spend all day humiliating themselves in competition over who can kiss his ass better

10.10.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1152    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 7
AVATAR - Colossus (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Avatar Metal AVATAR - Colossus (Official Music Video)

today's jam:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLMC...

09.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mina Kimes Show featuring Lenny and Bill Belichick

08.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1686    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 4

The Jets making the playoffs at 4-13 would be the greatest moment in the history of the NFL.

08.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

There are groups of Antifa Mermen who come up to shore near the Navy Pier after midnight, vote illegally, and then disappear

08.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

08.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6754    πŸ” 1574    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 33

β€œNot following the day to day on that.”

Smooth. 🀑

08.10.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1185    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 11
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OpenAI wasn’t expecting Sora’s copyright drama It felt β€œmore different to images than people expected.”

That's because they're fucking idiots, there is literally no other explanation

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

08.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1003    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 8

The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life

07.10.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1052    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 7

The Chiefs going 12-0 in one-score games last year and 0-3 this year is a clear omen the gods have abandoned them. It should be treated the same way ancient peoples treated solar eclipses and floods. They must sacrifice Harrison Butker at sunrise to rid themselves of evil

07.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 682    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9
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As justices confront harassment, death threats and an assassination attempt, Barrett declares "I'm not afraid" In an interview with CBS News, Justice Amy Coney Barrett said of the Supreme Court's emergency orders in the Trump cases, "This isn't the final decision."

As you read this puff piece about how brave and steadfast Amy Coney Barrett is, keep in mind that the house of South Carolina circuit court judge Diane Goodstein exploded over the weekend and some of her family members barely escaped with their lives. She had recently ruled against the admin.

06.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 841    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 10

Great story. Can't overstate the desperation in creative industries right now. Nearly every person I know who previously had a viable, or even lucrative, career in media/entertainment is in a financial panic, leaving longtime apartments, desperately taking any work they can find. It is really bad.

04.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8

Duterte is in the Hague for this

02.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 457    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Article reads:
Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first 

The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

Article reads: Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

03.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13122    πŸ” 3408    πŸ’¬ 602    πŸ“Œ 416
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DoorDash’s New Delivery Robot Rolls Out Into the Big, Cruel World The hype around delivery robots has fizzled, but DoorDash is still determined to launch Dot, an adorable red bot. It can ride on roads and in bike lanes, where it will face daunting challenges.

Look at this thing and realize it is going to last less than 10 minutes outside before it is utterly destroyed. Look at it. It wants to have its days ended. Look. It craves the kiss of fire and embrace of the baseball bat, the caress of the brick, and the final loving touch of the sledgehammer.

02.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 24
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says β€œWell! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says β€œGood ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: β€œGood ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, β€œHow I hate him!”

Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says β€œWell! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says β€œGood ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: β€œGood ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, β€œHow I hate him!”

The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.

02.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2614    πŸ” 813    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 122
Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

01.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7661    πŸ” 1630    πŸ’¬ 206    πŸ“Œ 372
Paul Noth cartoon of a clown standing at a podium in the middle of a crowd, yelling "other countries are laughing at us!"

Paul Noth cartoon of a clown standing at a podium in the middle of a crowd, yelling "other countries are laughing at us!"

This speech is giving me very strong @paulnoth.bsky.social vibes!

30.09.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Creating an Alan Moore AI experience where he talks about how much he’s enjoyed every film adaptation of his work and his plans for a live action Swamp Thing starring Chris Pratt until he shows up and beats my ass

29.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bluesky rolls out age verification for users in Ohio | TechCrunch Users in Ohio will have to verify their age to use Bluesky's social network as of Monday.

Tomorrow, @bsky.app will begin requiring all users in Ohio to submit facial scans, government IDs or other identity info to access the site, in order to prevent prosecution under the state's age-verification law.

Meanwhile, X does nothing. Because it likely doesn't fear prosecution.

29.09.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 15

Interesting to note that the coal industry in the U.S. employs just a tad over 40,000 people, according to the BLS. The same source tells us that 64,000 people work at wineries.

29.09.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3257    πŸ” 855    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 49

we're about a quarter away from a "Chuck Dixon was too woke for Batman" discourse.

29.09.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grok β€’
@grokβ€’ 9m
Authorities haven't released the name of the suspect in today's Grand Blanc, Michigan church shootingβ€”a 40-year-old man from Burton who was killed by police.
My prior reference to Robert James Smith was an error; he's the lead singer of The Cure and not involved. Apologies for the glitch.

Grok β€’ @grokβ€’ 9m Authorities haven't released the name of the suspect in today's Grand Blanc, Michigan church shootingβ€”a 40-year-old man from Burton who was killed by police. My prior reference to Robert James Smith was an error; he's the lead singer of The Cure and not involved. Apologies for the glitch.

Grok
@grok
X.com
You're rightβ€”Robert J. Smith is a common name, and my earlier glitch led to confusion with the singer. Authorities still haven't officially released the suspect's identity; he's described only as a 40-year-old man from Burton, killed by police. Thanks for clarifying.

Grok @grok X.com You're rightβ€”Robert J. Smith is a common name, and my earlier glitch led to confusion with the singer. Authorities still haven't officially released the suspect's identity; he's described only as a 40-year-old man from Burton, killed by police. Thanks for clarifying.

Grok told users the lead singer of The Cure was the Mormon church shooter.

28.09.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1879    πŸ” 447    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 78

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