Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy
My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?
@mikechauvet.bsky.social
he/him I was saying boo-urns. "lit and traumatizing"
Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy
My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?
And this:
92% of the growth in the entire country this year has been data centers. And some of that is "circular deals" that dont involve actual money
fortune.com/2025/10/07/d...
imagine overhearing your 12-year-old threaten to fuck their opponentβs mom over Xbox live and they are speaking to Bashar al-Assad
10.10.2025 23:59 β π 412 π 65 π¬ 11 π 5I know that for my generation, a lot of it stems from The Baroness from G.I. Joe.
10.10.2025 14:45 β π 38 π 13 π¬ 6 π 0Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
Meanwhile in #Portland
10.10.2025 13:33 β π 9111 π 2194 π¬ 56 π 42Trump, a vocal war crimes enthusiast for more than a decade, is mad he didnβt get the nobel so his aides are gonna spend all day humiliating themselves in competition over who can kiss his ass better
10.10.2025 11:22 β π 1152 π 164 π¬ 21 π 7today's jam:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLMC...
The Mina Kimes Show featuring Lenny and Bill Belichick
08.10.2025 21:12 β π 1686 π 63 π¬ 85 π 4The Jets making the playoffs at 4-13 would be the greatest moment in the history of the NFL.
08.10.2025 19:47 β π 112 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0There are groups of Antifa Mermen who come up to shore near the Navy Pier after midnight, vote illegally, and then disappear
08.10.2025 18:54 β π 161 π 21 π¬ 8 π 0LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
βNot following the day to day on that.β
Smooth. π€‘
That's because they're fucking idiots, there is literally no other explanation
www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life
07.10.2025 12:42 β π 1052 π 234 π¬ 21 π 7The Chiefs going 12-0 in one-score games last year and 0-3 this year is a clear omen the gods have abandoned them. It should be treated the same way ancient peoples treated solar eclipses and floods. They must sacrifice Harrison Butker at sunrise to rid themselves of evil
07.10.2025 13:10 β π 682 π 78 π¬ 19 π 9As you read this puff piece about how brave and steadfast Amy Coney Barrett is, keep in mind that the house of South Carolina circuit court judge Diane Goodstein exploded over the weekend and some of her family members barely escaped with their lives. She had recently ruled against the admin.
06.10.2025 11:26 β π 841 π 257 π¬ 26 π 10Great story. Can't overstate the desperation in creative industries right now. Nearly every person I know who previously had a viable, or even lucrative, career in media/entertainment is in a financial panic, leaving longtime apartments, desperately taking any work they can find. It is really bad.
04.10.2025 13:00 β π 603 π 215 π¬ 10 π 8Duterte is in the Hague for this
02.10.2025 21:52 β π 457 π 148 π¬ 3 π 2Article reads: Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.
This article manages to name her husband before it names⦠her.
03.10.2025 11:15 β π 13122 π 3408 π¬ 602 π 416Look at this thing and realize it is going to last less than 10 minutes outside before it is utterly destroyed. Look at it. It wants to have its days ended. Look. It craves the kiss of fire and embrace of the baseball bat, the caress of the brick, and the final loving touch of the sledgehammer.
02.10.2025 15:27 β π 120 π 20 π¬ 16 π 24Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says βWell! Here comes olβ Charlie Brown!β 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says βGood olβ Charlie Brownβ¦yes, sir!β 3rd panel: βGood olβ Charlie Brownβ¦β 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, βHow I hate him!β
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
02.10.2025 03:00 β π 2614 π 813 π¬ 27 π 122Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
01.10.2025 21:37 β π 7661 π 1630 π¬ 206 π 372Paul Noth cartoon of a clown standing at a podium in the middle of a crowd, yelling "other countries are laughing at us!"
This speech is giving me very strong @paulnoth.bsky.social vibes!
30.09.2025 13:00 β π 325 π 64 π¬ 1 π 2Creating an Alan Moore AI experience where he talks about how much heβs enjoyed every film adaptation of his work and his plans for a live action Swamp Thing starring Chris Pratt until he shows up and beats my ass
29.09.2025 20:08 β π 368 π 47 π¬ 16 π 1Tomorrow, @bsky.app will begin requiring all users in Ohio to submit facial scans, government IDs or other identity info to access the site, in order to prevent prosecution under the state's age-verification law.
Meanwhile, X does nothing. Because it likely doesn't fear prosecution.
Interesting to note that the coal industry in the U.S. employs just a tad over 40,000 people, according to the BLS. The same source tells us that 64,000 people work at wineries.
29.09.2025 14:02 β π 3257 π 855 π¬ 150 π 49we're about a quarter away from a "Chuck Dixon was too woke for Batman" discourse.
29.09.2025 13:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grok β’ @grokβ’ 9m Authorities haven't released the name of the suspect in today's Grand Blanc, Michigan church shootingβa 40-year-old man from Burton who was killed by police. My prior reference to Robert James Smith was an error; he's the lead singer of The Cure and not involved. Apologies for the glitch.
Grok @grok X.com You're rightβRobert J. Smith is a common name, and my earlier glitch led to confusion with the singer. Authorities still haven't officially released the suspect's identity; he's described only as a 40-year-old man from Burton, killed by police. Thanks for clarifying.
Grok told users the lead singer of The Cure was the Mormon church shooter.
28.09.2025 20:21 β π 1879 π 447 π¬ 107 π 78