Gabby HC has another book out

Cleaner in full ppe that NHS drs could but dream of accidentally got their arm in shot like Wilson the butler and she started hissing like a cat

Fash People In Local Newspapers?

I miss 'but that's my emotional support low income woman who scrubs my toilet' discourse week! Was is camilla tominey who was caught on a webcam interview segment hissing at hers?

Oof, you've upset a surprising amount of nazis here. Adorable that they've just discovered this popular movie franchise from the 1980s

Literally 'AI will flirt with your spouse for you', absolute loser behaviour

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

constantly going around in my head

Rapist, fraudster and occasional american president Donald Tump on a roof. I hope he doesn't get hit by a thunderbolt and die while soiling himself x

"JD you ignorant slut"

Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse with the logo from Fiddler on the roof above him.

I didn't know they were making a new version

Biblically accurate

Not just one, a triptych.

It's a lot more reasonable than my favourite solution, which might get me proscribed

Oh totally, it's not deliberate I think, just in the way ppl read co-worker & automatically box them in their brief interactions, it's about 50% soft 'thanks for that dawwlin' & 50% cheery 'awright cheers fella'

It's the latter! one of my co-workers at Job 2 is NB & nobody says jack shit, it's just funny to see how differently people treat them when they misgender them as F vs when they misgender them as M.

Yeah, I've always found especially the food hall a very unpleasant experience due only to other shoppers. Seen one properly kick off about a girl on tills bc she'd non verbally beckoned her over to her free till instead of sending her an RSVP or whatever

Another elephant in the room is that often sales assistants will go over and ask if browsers need help with anything as a non confrontational way of reducing shoplifting (not saying the kid was being suspicious, it might be store policy to ask that of many people just in case)

Good morning I went with my teens & little niece & nephew to Chessington yesterday and now my body wants to collapse like a push puppet with broken elastic

Genuinely my advice would be: write the 1st 3rd of it, detailed synopsis of the rest & then see if any publishers who publish similar books are interested

Timpsons

A toi! - A moi! - A toi!

unfortunately, they're really the only affordable place that does decent bras that you can try on now Debenhams have gone under. I remain their bra hostage.

You never get fellow Asda shoppers kicking off about the pronouns of the staff member who helped you, you just thank Astrid for fetching the purple pads off the high shelf for you and get on with your life

The worst thing about m&s has always been a certain Type of other shopper. You're in a mid range chain department store, Susan, not an ambassadorial reception.

At some point people are going to have to realise that, as we keep saying, anti-trans activists don't want to see trans people in public. They've moved from hassling individual trans people online to targeting employers who employ trans people (The NHS in Fife and Darlington and now M&S)

This is true and also, increasingly, I am less and less understanding of a public that indulges these lies - because what is meant by illegal in too many minds is "inhuman". And that belief is encouraged by the media, yes, but at some point citizens have to take responsibility for it too.

Any film maker, proudly announcing their colourful magical kids movie in the 1930s:
Fuckin terrifyin, see? Why those lil vermints'll be weepin the whole hayride back from the pitcher show, this'll give em nightmares fer years, suddenly the depression won't seem s'bad or my name ain't Rolf Grafly III

Disney: My first feature film! 40 solid minutes of 7 little guys washing their face and hands before dinner.
Peon: Is... that a movie, my lord? perhaps if we tack a bit of folk tale to each end, it'll form a story. We'll make it fucking terrifying, obviously
Disney: I will end you, peasant.

An interior view of a shoe store or department featuring a sign that reads "DON'T Enter Mirror" on a mirror covering a wall.

no one ever comes back

*grabbing shotgun* moon's radioactive

Congrats on usurping Cupid