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Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! ๐Ÿ with the ๐Ÿซ–. Avatar by Tealin!

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All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc

09.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

lotta snowy heads in that crowd. Sorry you hate your kids & grandkids, Stan!

09.02.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not harangue, I do not block, I merely hide replies bc one person once said they do it despite my asking not to bc they get more engagement from my followers than theirs, and I do my little 'it happened again' subpost. One of these days it might start working.

09.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BRANWELL!! (was slightly obsessed with the failures of the failbro, as you can probably tell)

09.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:D

09.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yessssSSSSSSSSS

09.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha

09.02.2026 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got this post bookmarked for such occasions

09.02.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...One of these days, you'll all work out how a QRT meme works without me resorting to hiding replies as a form of non verbal training. Today, again, was not this day.

09.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess. I'd just love it if people I know didn't go around knowingly poisoning the world and skipping about accepting stolen stuff as Just A Bit Of Fun and going 'alalalala' about it before the bubble bursts/gets replaced with something even worse

09.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The party that just want to love and protect women and girls strikes again

09.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 218    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

post a banger not in English youtu.be/oMHLkcc9I9c?...

09.02.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

They should simply do what I do and befriend a former Disney Pixar animator over a decade until they do you a lil drawing as a present

09.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, surrounded by my little cartoon man dolls: Mate you're 45 & you're impressed that the computer did a bad drawing of you drinking a wine when you're always telling it you love wine time? And you're showing it to us?

09.02.2026 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you could have done something that showed some originality of thought or a sense of humour like memes are supposed to! But no! the pooter programme you gave access to all your data did a shit image based off stolen art of you BBQing! Well done! You like BBQ!

09.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fucking hell.

09.02.2026 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suppose there's people who find it so amusing that 'market' sounds very vaguely similar to 'meerkat' that we've had about 20 years of an extended cinematic universe of ads, and merch, for a price comparison website. Maybe it's for the people who like those.

09.02.2026 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of them works in the arts and should fucking know better (I was already judging for a different, IRL thing, mind)

09.02.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seen a couple of FB people doing this and it's so depressing. (also - judging them pretty hard)

09.02.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.

09.02.2026 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7142    ๐Ÿ” 1814    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 165    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
red ed redemption (starring ed miliband)

red ed redemption (starring ed miliband)

LFG

09.02.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There's exactly two things we have to ration sales of at Job Two, to deter scalpers & make sure kids can get some bc demand is so high. One is Pokemon cards. The other is K Pop Demon Hunters Merch.

09.02.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I certainly HOPE gatekeepers will take the message from it that it's OK to take risks with new stuff, with F led stories, without having to stuff kids things full of Names and Brands Their Parents Liked

09.02.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

us millennials & gen x don't want to say so but atm it's probably K Pop Demon Hunters. The dust may settle differently in a few more years but in terms of its surprise impact & showing gatekeepers the rewards that can come from risks & new IPs I think it's that.

09.02.2026 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His 6th form need to overturn his study leave permission if he's not going to spend it working on his essay like he said he would

09.02.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAN ANNOUNCES HE WILL NOT BE SHITTING IN DOWNSTAIRS TOILET
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.

09.02.2026 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, it was promoting a sex pest despite knowing he was a sex pest and then said sex pest immediately sexually assaulting a man who'd been invited to the HoC as a VIP and then boz lying about it that ended him.

09.02.2026 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it

09.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 328    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
pic of a ruined stone church with the title "castlefreke"

pic of a ruined stone church with the title "castlefreke"

(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the

09.02.2026 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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