Damn, shoulder pads were huge back then.

Winner of the Joe Morgan Award for Curmudgeonly Disdain of Analytics.

Long may it run.

Kabuki theater. Just the right number of Dem senators will vote for the deal so others can performatively object.

I wanna know what ad exec decided we would be subjected to those doofuses for years on end.

Why did they choose a photo where the robot is about to smother its owner with a pillow?

Great! I'll take my jar of nickels down to Ol' Doc Adams to pay for my kid's tonsillectomy.

Mayor-elect must meet with man wearing a smoking jacket on cable TV!

Frank Costanza reliving the Korean War: "In my mind, there's still a war going on."

Jamming to Orleans totally on brand.

Has Pete Carroll completely lost it, or is it mainly the roster? He seems lost out there.

In effing Virginia, where a significant portion of the electorate has been tangibly negatively affected by Trump's bullshit.

Album cover: New York by Lou Reed

Classic "critics say" laundering of racist bullshit.

"Mamdani once offered me a 'Kleenex,' but it was actually a store-brand facial tissue."

Amazing how unprepared she was. Had she never heard of him?

Patron Saint of Frustrated Model Train Guys:

Harvey Korman love.

Why does All Micheals keep up his shtick of slyly alluding to the the point spread / over under? Doesn't he know the NFL is balls deep in the gambling industry?

My grandmother was a nurse at Children's in the 30s and 40s.

My grandmother was a nurse at that hospital in the 40s.

Slyly alluding to point spreads has been part of Al's shtick for 30 years. It's really lost its punch now that the league and its broadcasters are in bed with the bookies. No need to allude, Al!

Albert Speer-ass shit.

You didn't appreciate his attempt at a rural Florida accent?

"Hey, just swingin' on the flippity-flop in my wack slaçks."

Baby Come Back is a banger.

Best part is when Halligan texts "off the record" as if it is "backsies."

Essential employees posting through the shutdown.