Ashton 👾 He/it

my cat Foster inspecting a friend my mom brought home

for context im getting the worst hives ever and i dont wish this on anyone.

this sucks ass

i have to take a benadryl every six hours on the dot because i have a bad case of strep. I take one with my morning meds, one in the afternoon, and one with my night meds.

knives out is one of the best movies ever

being sick is crazy cause i could fuck up a burrito right now but i wouldnt be able to keep it down

ok theres a hot chance i have mono and not strep 😟

whoever invented strep throat i hope your day is hell.

I had a 103° fever last night and my antibiotics haven't started working yet.

If my testosterone is taken away, I'll experience health issues. If my possibility for top surgery is taken away, I'll fall into severe depression. It is terrifying here in America.

Life is so scary right now.

Yesterday I got to schedule my top surgery consult. It felt like the best day of my life.

Today, Trump signed an executive order to stop medical transitions of persons under 19.

SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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I feel 27.

Anyone else feel as though they've aged 10 years in the past three months?

my man is a white history teacher is adding to the humor

my teacher is just letting not like us play in class which is hilarious

my drivers ed is currently teaching me how to use paper maps.

i have never touched a paper map in my entire life.

i hate the top surgery dream because im so damn happy in them and then i wake up and still have a weight on my chest. haha. get it?

I had the top surgery dream again when will this become reality

A man walks into his apartment and says "glad to be home from work. time to change." He undergoes a Sailor Moon-like magical girl transformation, where a star pendant erupts into pink ribbons that cover his body and turn into his home clothes, a tattered Ween shirt and dirty sweatpants.

anyways im getting then chocolate for christmas and something percy jackson related, since they're a mythology nerd

WHAT ARE WE??? I WANT TO KISS YOU. WE SNUGGLE. WE HUG. WHAT ARE WE. DO YOU LIKE ME LIKE THAT OR AM I CRAZY.

this homoeromantic highschool friendship i have rn is killing me

update: i live.

"rich and creamy" they knew.

im so mad because bluesky personally sent one of their agents to my house and shot me in the foot because i dont have enough followers.

anyone who is mad about not having a lot of followers: youre right to be mad. i get free upgrades on airlines and the Bluesky team sends me a gift basket every month. i am better than you and that is reflected by my cushy executive job i got from posting on here

it fucking ice rained last night so the roads are super slick out here in rural areas. lets see if i can make it to work ir if i have to call off :(

midwest moment

My parents putting food in a tupperware they know i dont like then getting mad at me when it goes bad cause i didnt eat it