Ya 🅱️oy Jay

Back at ya from a xennial

What's up everyone, what's the vibe of this website? IM A NOBODY HERE AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

Ya Boy is just a nobody trying to amuse somebody, is all.

Why? Why are they doing this to us? I DON'T WANT YOUR ALGORITHM. I want only to see accounts I've followed & in chronological order. Why is every platform refusing to do this??

facebook is just a UI nightmare, i'm not talking about the data harvesting or ads or whatever, it just sucks

They think they know better. Facebook sucks because it just keeps showing you the same stuff over and over for days.

They don't understand the terminally online lol.

Man learns he’s being dumped via “dystopian” AI summary of texts “No longer in a relationship; wants belongings from the apartment,” Apple AI summarized.

"Here's your AI message summary: Meeting w/boss to discuss that new project; 10% off 2 pizzas; your mom sent another photo of her garden; you got dumped, sucks to be you;electric bill is due Friday."

Waiting for it to automatically update your Facebook status to "Single" and re-activate Tinder.

Me: *posts on Facebook*

Facebook:

He did a little floor routine and tried to activate a reflex booster, but electrolasers aren't dodgeable like dumb bullets.

Ross was cremated on the spot.

Now here I am, lurking in the vents of some Republic holdout with 4 of the damn things strapped to my flak jacket.

And 1 of 'em just moved.

The newer, untested models have been known to turn on their handlers. Hell, about 10, maybe 15 minutes ago, Pvt. Chris "Never Miss" Ross became a target after 4 of them activated themselves right out of their frag pouches.

Just lost a spiderbot.

Actually, "lost" is a miscall. It escaped when I looked away to remote into a security drone.

I'm thinking that it may have clattered off after my squad or, better yet, after a group of bioaugmented bullet sponges. But, you never know, it might've gone rogue.

William Gibson: how I wrote Neuromancer William Gibson ‘had so very little idea of how to write a novel’ when he was commissioned to come up with a manuscript

"Time, and lives, can be like that. Just as friendly if unimaginable forces may sometimes find us, unlikely as that can sometimes seem."

“abandon all nations, the planet drifts to random insect doom” (william s. burroughs)

A drawing of an adult sitting with three kids around a campfire "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

If only the tech companies invested as much time and money into saving us from the impending doom as they invest into pushing the bloody AI.

Mad at this planet. Yeet me into Jupiter & let me bathe in the metallic hydrogen ocean of doom

Cats are somehow both the proletariat and the bourgeoisie

They defy all attempts at categorization and just sit on top of the ontological imperative, and stare at you

Hey shawty, what if we kissed at the top of the Tower of Skeet?

Sick industrial music, strong unions, the ability to buy a home. I’d buy that dystopia for a dollar

Xennial thing, too.

*kowtows in American*

Neo Noir Jay Tennant · Neo Noir · Song · 2022

Morning, people.

It increasingly feels like a dystopian reality out there, so crank up the music and start the day with something suitably gritty and epic 💥🎶

N E O N O I R 🖤🩷

#NeoNoir #RT #WednesdayMotivation

open.spotify.com/track/5G9Bzs...

"still punk as hell," i whisper as i pull into a "future resident parking only" spot before hurriedly making my morning coffee run

Nightsky | hctr.dev See live conversations from all over Bluesky as a dynamic night sky

I made a thing!

I was playing around with the AT protocol and as a little experiment I made a website that visualises activity around Bluesky: nightsky.hctr.dev

It listens to all new posts and shows them as little stars across a night sky 🌃

Every star is someone, somewhere, posting something

Exploring the full bluesky firehose, in three dimensions: firehose3d.theo.io

pairs well with synthwave