paula

one gc member DELETED their ACCOUNT so they can’t even DEFEND themselves

dropped a direct link in the gc instead

i’ve been offline so long that i don’t even remember their tags so they can see me dragging them

calling out the group chat publicly for bullying me privately

who thought rolling chrétien out from the ice box was a good idea

what a week and it’s only wednesday!

your big brain knows everything already!

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is talking Alt: Gif of Martin Scorsese wearing glasses and a black suit and grinning to the left of the camera.

what it said: scores

what i read: scorseses

Paula holds an ugly crocheted dog with its tongue sticking out. The dog has an unkempt appearance based on the dog from Deadpool. It is multicoloured (light pink, grey, beige, white) with big silver sparkle eyes. There is an orange chair and a monsters with big green leaves in the background.

Peggy, an ugly pug with a tuft of fur on her head and her tongue sticking out, dressed as Dogpool in a red and black suit with matching booties.

“the dog from deadpool” is by far the most obscure character i’ve crocheted yet and i love her 🥹

i’ll be surprised if you tell me something i say online *is not* training an AI

thank you 🥹

oh wow! haha. that was a year before my mom was born!

A crocheted Tigger, Piglet, Pooh, and Eeyore lie together on a white striped blanket draped over an orange chair. Tigger is orange with coal grey stripes, Piglet is light pink and green, Pooh is sandy yellow, and Eeyore is light blue.

my crocheted tigger, eeyore, piglet, and pooh are almost done! 🥹

my therapist accused me of being normal today

greeting my friends like i’m tony soprano: with a hug, a kiss on the cheek, and an uttered threat in their ear

that’s basically free money

i will also buy said trash because i am Highly Impressionable

i respect the hustle it takes to list your trash for sale on fb marketplace

🙏🙏🙏

making a starter pack so i never forget who my real friends are

find yourself some pals who explain the punchline to you because you’re always the last to figure it out

You'll see an account that was started two weeks ago and has 18k followers and you read their last three posts and it's the equivalent of ladling lukewarm water over the entire surface of your brain

i hate that my mom is dead

love this!

A crocheted Piglet, Pooh, and Tigger (without arms) lie on a orange chair. There is a white, blue, and yellow striped blanket beneath them and a printed throw pillow above their heads. The crocheted figures are inspired by the classic Winnie the Pooh character designs. Piglet is light pink with a light green body, Pooh is a sandy beige colour, and Tigger is dark orange with dark grey stripes.

progress on my vintage winnie the pooh set of crocheted cuties! ♥️

I’m holding Tigger’s crocheted head in my left hand. Tigger is made from rust red and coal blanket yarn.

i’m crocheting a set of vintage pooh + friends-inspired characters based off some of my favourite patterns for my sister and just look at tigger’s head 🥹

direct me to the fibre arts and crafts corner of this app

Pierre Poilievre won't see your posts about his weird face but your friends who look like wax figurines stored too close to a radiator will

with his mind