Alex ‘Ghost Arm’ J

What is this ‘winning a game’?

Keir Starmer: you are actually the leader of the Labour Party, so stop letting your every utterance and decision to be influenced by what Reform voters think. I don't give a fuck what Reform voters think. Deliver Labour policies, you fanny.

I don’t understand why, when that nauseatingly rich, these people don’t just ‘retire & fuck off’.

The huge reduction in traffic during school holidays is proof all children should be required by law to travel via public transport to school. Only exceptional circumstances should be allowed to travel to school in a parents car.

Oh mate. It’s a dreadfully sad story. So faithfully told.

If you’re a film buff & have the time this week I’d encourage you to seek out a screening of Amadeus, as it’s having a 40th anniversary run.

Trust me. Even if the subject matter isn’t your usual vibe. It’s sublime.

#film #mozart

No idea. I love it though.

40 today. I know, I know, I don’t look a day over 25.

Spoiled rotten by my family, friend’s & fiancée. Particular highlight is this, hard to explain, oil painting of Nicholas Cage.

Made my dog look more confused than usual.

#old #painkillers

Once you make your first billion you should be immediately forced to retire from public life. You've more than enough money to spend the rest of your days on holiday or in the pub so just do that instead.

My final bastiladon, took me ages to come up with a colour scheme and method that I was happy with, as not a big fan of pairing large areas.

But happy with how it came out and especially enjoyed painting the blue crystal.

Annoyingly good Mo. I may now hate you.

Well done man. Very much deserved!

Superb weekend at Feud. Steve & the boys clearly care deeply about making this a great event & that comes through in the vibe.

Will defo be returning for the 4th incarnation.

Cheers all.

#warhammer

British people living in other countries should be referred to as 'migrants', not 'ex-pats'. Let's see how you like the smell of that, Brenda in Marbella who voted for Brexit.

Nottingham, for all its faults, is a remarkably nice city if you know where to look.

I am indeed.

Last two units for my seraphon ready to go, though probs need another few hours on the paint bench for me to be happy.

First new army for me in many years. Excited, but trepidatious, about rolling them out this weekend.

#warhammer #paintingminiatures #gamesworkshop

Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books

John le Carre
JRR Tolkien
George RR Martin
Robert Harris
Dan Abnett
Graham McNeil
Phillip Pullman
Bernard Cornell
Dan Brown
Terry Pratchett

Clearly in urgent need of reading more female authors 😓

Prost, bitches.

That’s the list!!

WIP shots of my aggaradons. Taking far longer than anticipated but I’m having fun with some of the details on these.

Broken the back of the work so should be good to take these cheeky ones to Feud in a couple weeks.

#warhammer #paintingminiatures

Behold: the Streisand effect!

Stag do at 39? Time for gavisgon shots.

Smallest window in England. Fun don’t stop on my stag.

‘Is your pie kicking in?’

‘Stag related bacon’

DM’d

Should probably finish the army to go on this now…

Yes babe. These are your options. I may or may not have a Twix in the next 24 hours. Shut your horrible cat arse of a mouth.

Here she is actually doing its zappy thing.