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Alexander Bohn-Elias

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Schreibt über Games und so bei Eurogamer.de, ist aber hauptsächlich privat hier.

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Quite!

12.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ordered my hardcover, hope it doesn't take too long to reach Germany.

12.02.2026 11:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sag mir nur kurz, ob wirklich alle Darsteller Perücken aufhaben oder ob das nur für den Trailer war.

10.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Post from The Onion - YouTube RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-acr...

Die unerreichte Onion.

02.02.2026 06:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cairn im Test: Das wohl ehrlichste Kletterspiel aller Zeiten – und warum Worte hier versagen Erfahrt im Test zu Cairn, warum dieses Kletter-Epos von The Game Bakers keine Worte braucht, um uns tief zu bewegen.

Cairn ist... anders.

29.01.2026 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So ein kluger Mann, und dann schreibt der so was. 😓

28.01.2026 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Living the best version of it. 😁

26.01.2026 12:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"You should name him Donald, because no one has ever done as much for you as I have, J.D."

21.01.2026 09:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Checking, thanks

12.01.2026 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's the other way around. And that's for a reason.

11.01.2026 08:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik 

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

10.01.2026 12:05 — 👍 20227    🔁 7366    💬 142    📌 275

Also, what dicks?

10.01.2026 09:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In before the idiots correcting you that this is "ackchually a submachine gun".

10.01.2026 09:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Outer Wilds, front to back. Parts of the city inside Attle Rock tumbling towards the black hole at is heart; the hourglass twins swapping sand; riding a comet; holding my breath before a certain jump, while the sun races by below in what seems an arms length away. Pure awe. All of it.

10.01.2026 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wenigstens muss ich jetzt 1984 nicht mehr lesen.

08.01.2026 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup, suddenly we're supposed to utterly submit to authority.

08.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reading this, I only just realized his name isn't actually Assmold.

08.01.2026 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It also does stuff other games never do. The stuff it does at points with huge parts of the level architecture is like watching a magic show (I don't wanna spoil what it is). The way it uses space (-time) in general is what made me put down my controller in unbelieving awe several times.

07.01.2026 07:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For me it's probably the best game ever made. It's awe-inspiring, ambitious in mechanics and storytelling alike, and sticks the landing in a profound way. I would call the way it ends the 'cherry on top', as I had already loved everything up to that point, but the end just puts another cake on top.

07.01.2026 07:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When, you think about it, exploration is rather brisk in this. Think about every clue leading to a small 'dungeon' that's solvable within 20 mins at most, often quicker. Then comes the 'reset', starting you off on another 20 min dungeon. You just have to focus on finding a thread and following that.

07.01.2026 07:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

No German dates. 😱

06.01.2026 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Moderates...

29.12.2025 13:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And you would be correct

28.12.2025 13:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You COULD afford it. You just don't want to.

28.12.2025 08:01 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, I'd argue it's quite on-brand for comics. Just cause they hang on to their characters doesn't mean they can't make great movies. Plus, you can't say they didn't TRY other characters, it's just that the only one that was legitimately good (Agatha all along 🩵), didn't do much for the core story

23.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FFS, just let me have this! 😅

23.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Der Pure hat eine ziemlich geile Mechanik. Der wippt in alle Richtungen stufenlos von selbst mit und fördert so aktives Sitzen. Ich liebe ihn, man sollte ihn aber probegesessen haben. Ist nicht unbedingt für jeden gleich geil.

23.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Interstuhl macht tolle Sachen, Familienunternehmen, das in Deutschland produziert. 10 Jahre Garantie, bin aber nicht sicher, was (einfach) abnehmbare Lehnen angeht.

23.12.2025 11:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Könnten dann auch gleich in Jobs wechseln, wo man mehr Geld verdient. Win-win!

10.12.2025 10:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Warum mieten die Leute nicht einfach billigere Wohnungen!?!?!!!!1

10.12.2025 10:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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