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just coming here to say Milcheck is hot but he does scare me

Need Trump to put tariffs on neon signs and fake grass walls

theses are all the football players i know-
Dijon Mustard
Declan McKenna
Aritzia
Eli Manning
Colin Kapernick
Jackhammer Sounds

I think more things need to come back from the 2000s than just fashion and music… like we need to put big rims on cars again and have phone sex.

feeling like a social media orphan where can i scream into the void in peace

hey yall :D

about to start doing shit like this

i started to slam my fist into the wall/couch/bed when i’m mad as a bit and like all things now i do it unironically. a few weeks ago i had a dream with one of my ~ones that got away~ and woke up and defeatedly punched my pillow. like what in the sitcom

where my fragrantica warriors on this app i need to talk about my love/hate relationship with tart deco by snif

hi bluesky my head HURTS

skyline is such a beautiful term

whys everything gotta be from the stomach the f

okay so we have “belly laugh” but not “eye cry” ?

a woman stands at a podium with her fist up in the air ALT: a woman stands at a podium with her fist up in the air

BRING BACK THE SUGARCANE JUICE AT BAHAMA BREEZE

she was so real for this

just described the wii shop channel music as “frutiger bossa nova”

hey tape measures- why do you smell like that?

it’s crazy that some people that were so important in my life at one point are now just people i have incriminating snapchat memories of. heehee

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #465,610, em ‪@128am.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 3, 2023"

i was coming on here to say how much i hate AI but this was a great surprise

wow i ate this look down

me going “oh yeah baby that’s the stuff” to a video of starfish moving around sped up

how do y’all drink whole milk without dying

okay arctic monkeys

a selfie of myself at a quarter angle ready for a night out

not only do i have a degree in servology, but i am a tenured professor at the institute of womana feminina with active roles in cuntology courses and slay literature.

what if i told you that this sign alone made us sell 90+ cookies in two hours

WHAT IT ISSSSSS