Matty P

The derogatory term "Mid" is actually short for "Midl of Lidl".

AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

I didn't realise how much I would mark out for Timeless Toni either.

Forbidden Door was an absolute blast. The Bucks coming out to Mmmbop was an absolute vibe. Saying goodbye to Tana is hard enough without possibly having to say goodbye to Will.

I sort of feel Narita is a bit lost in House of Torture, especially with EVIL and SANADA above him as heavyweights. I have enjoyed his work though. Completely agree with you on Callum.

BTW today is not my birthday, it's Monday. You have 2 days to remember to make my day special with some messages x

10 years ago to the day, I received my most favourite birthday card ever

Why are pretzels listed as bread items when they are quite clearly knot bread?

"What are you wearing?"

"Loose-fitting clothing and a hat"

"We're gonna repackage Austin Theory as a cop and he's gonna be a babyface"

Just started reading Samuel Pepys' diary and I'm glad he said "it's pronounced Peeps not Peppies" at the start, plus he said what he had for breakfast which was a bonus.

Reunited with the Scoleri Brothers RIP

How many Temple Bar drinks bills will I need to see shared online before I tell the latest sharer to have heeded the warning of the entire internet?

Not a pub. A tourist trap. And despite warnings, you got caught.

I absolutely feel for Ortiz in this situation. Things happen but always Proud, always Powerful 💪

I don't like to do this but I am going through an incredibly hard time at the moment as many do but I've never felt so out of control in my life. So, any show of love or supported would be appreciated.

Maybe, normal service will resume shortly.

I'd like to say that my dad gives a lot of money to charity instead of actually saying he should be banned from ever entering a charity shop because he buys so much pointless tat.

THATS JAYS YEET!

If history is anything to go by, Switzerland are going to be the most ambivalent host country in Eurovision history and that is a good thing.

I love dogs but "yeah I'll follow you forever until there's a tree" is a strange way to live.

Shit Wrestlemania plus shit cuts equals Pendell out. Half of them spoke out against Trump on social media by the way.

Finally bought myself the @lateralcast.com book, which will no doubt make me feel like an idiot if the podcast is anything to go by. Either way, Can't wait to get started on some questions!

I am buying this for Forbidden Door.

Thanks mate! St Albans went down at the weekend but hoping United fuck up Bilbao.

Athletes Knob

Bearing in mind that this is entirely for charity, would it still be wrong to open up a charity footwear shop and call it "Dead man's shoes"?

Going to FD with two of my most favourite people in the world. Sometimes life is cool

Sometimes I feel like singing My Sharona

See every time I hear that tune I just start singing awaaaaayeyyyyy

The song that was performed by the Knack

Hi welcome to Britain. We are literally that guy deepthroating a whisk and people caring more about a tree being cut down than War Crimes and Trans Rights. What is the length of your stay?

ITS OG LOC BABY HAHAHAHA

3D cinema was a strange craze wasn't it? Like "Happy evening out guys, please wear these ridiculous glasses for 3 hours but don't worry the first 3 minutes and 27 seconds will be like 'WHOA"..."