thereisnomontauk

it's 9/11 somewhere

who up shaking thine speare, prithee

pot meat kettle is all a man needs

american 2002 cancers carry heavy karmic debt and cannot be trusted

woke sopranos be like poly walnuts

do NOT visit margaret thatcher's grave with an empty bladder worst mistake of my life

it's 9/11 somewhere

a bird wrote this list

if mice had a hidden bar it would be called a squeakeasy

how do all al8ens knwo the word vorp

call me pants the way i cum in pears

the Ocean is a lootbox for fisher man

yoko bono

how do. All dogs know the word arf

this guy did it when he was younger than u so basically u r stupider than him

[looking through binoculars backwards] man these birds are fuckin tiny

photo of a youtube comment thread. second comment in the thread evokes a polemic from the fourth comment, "lowest brainpower ever recorded recently Ho hoooo 'he dodged it off screen' ah aaaaa"[sic]. fifth and final comment seeks to understand what kind of person the fourth commenter is, perhaps his mental state or composure at the time of writing. he appears to come in defense of the controversial second comment, or at the very least detests the fourth comment's needlessly vitriolic reply to his fellow man.

fighting gamer pickup lines:
1. your frame is perfect
2.

fossils are crazy like why is there a fish in this rock

got a glock in my rawri :3c

maining spy is a time honoured tradition. maining soldier is a charlatan's sport

is there anyone else called ghislaine or is it just her

they call me the horseless head man

somebody still loves you spiro agnew

gay and afraid call that homo phobic

all silence is deafening if u have tinnitus

michael cera is the prototypical timothee chalamet

hi viz is urban camouflage

boots w/ the phở

of course i'm red pilled, im anemic