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the sunday normals

not sure

my god...

halloween tip start collecting deer sheds now to give to trick or treaters

bellowing 👋

let's get this glass of water before bed to one million likes

calling geek squad for tweet ideas

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usb baler you can only put jewelry boxes and cigarette cartons in

we have one at my work it's a thing of beauty

yelp review: the waitress was rude. when i complained the owner cut himself with a ritual blade over the food saying haha now you eat curseblood meal. my children are starving, my wife left me

1 comment: this doesn't sound like us. how can we make this right. please dm

learn to sit back and observe not everything needs a reaction meme businessmindset101

this is you rn

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photo of a stubble field at dusk, with trees and hills in the background. in the middle of the field is a square stack of rectangular hay bales, it’s pretty tall

we shall worship the structure

i get confused myself

we're doing one video per panel then ranking the entire triptych

we tried every earthly delight in the garden

for every fromsoft related post i do i put ten "mohgwyn palace airbnb hot tub" style duds in the drafts

way ahead of ya 🔒

celebrating a decade of hairline paranoia

bumping into someone at the grocery store and making the dark souls uhhh noise

i'll try

hi mystery bruise!

many are saying!!!

doing a 20 point turn in the building parking lot and hitting the fence ten times

name something you've heard of

tag yourself

roku wants me to install "howdy" but sorry this is a tubi freevee and pluto tv household

we tried ice cubes made from every water source on earth

walking into a stranger's house and asking if you need a key to use the bathroom