Scott Yoshonis

Great, thanks!

Any tips for making pizza in a cast-iron pan? I'd be tempted to start it on the stovetop, just to make sure the bottom of the crust browned properly.

The most famous example is probably Cal and UCLA.

As long as he keeps losing to my Lions twice a year, he can stick around all he wants.

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Almond Boy

25.

"There is a way to impart that information without being a dick about it. Do you just not understand that?"

Don’t get me wrong, “some sort of gelatinous seafood” would be selling point for me. I see that on a menu in a place that knows what they’re doing and I’m jumping on it.

They had no idea what they had ordered, just remembered it as "some sort of gelatinous seafood."

Every other human on Earth, when talking about an anniversary dinner, will be happy to tell anyone who will listen exactly what they ordered.

This is not one of those issues over which reasonable people can disagree. Racist = low-quality human being, unworthy of further attention.

a man in a blue shirt is saying that he is not a smart man ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying that he is not a smart man

"...I was just *thinking* today..."

I've been doing it for years too, but they taught it in algebra class as a way to not confuse 7/1 and Z/2.

It's the only good I ever derived from algebra.

"What's mine is mine, what's yours is ours."

There's "you're overreacting" that's the start of reassurance that he cares about her feelings, and "you're overreacting" that really means "shut up, your feelings are wrong." This sounds like the latter.

Assholes pretend there's no difference. Stupid assholes don't understand there is one.

That's a lot of words to say "I know what women feel better than they do."

"THEY think...", "THEY want...", "THEY feel..." (whichever large group THEY refers to) is what passes for knowledge among stupid people.

Not mutually exclusive. Humans are animals, after all.

Animal meat? Is there another kind?

This schmuck apparently thinks this isn't an observation but a mandate.

I'll bet he thinks he's with his "starter wife," too. He'll be one of the "separated since breakfast" brigade who gets laughed out of college bars.

Joseph Goebbels had a wife and 6 kids. And he and his wife murdered them before they killed themselves.

Fair.

I mean, "useless" was called for, "POS," maybe not. But his still being all pissy about it doesn't speak much for his adulthood.

Some people need to learn that there's a difference between "trying to help" and "helping."

Not that there's anything wrong with porn, but I'd be sad if Gumbo Pages went that way. I still go back to those recipes for inspiration every couple of weeks or so.

No, they're not. It's the Lee-Lifeson Band, not Rush.

Led Zeppelin did it right.

“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow

Ed Murrow is spinning in his grave.

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There's a player for Man United named Ugarte, and he even looks a bit like a young Peter Lorre.

I don't despise him, but if I gave him any thought I probably would.

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