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@doctorgladhand.bsky.social

Writer, English nerd, observer. Corvid advocate. Time-keeper. Midnight whistler. Tree-bather. My heart is in the wetlands. My gods hear what I tell them.

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All is quiet here on the surface of Mars.

23.08.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I forget how much people love me, and then out of the blue I am reminded in a huge way how much they do.

16.08.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a shapeshifter. That's always been my superpower.

06.08.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been out of the loop and away from the newsfeed for the last 3 days. My biggest surprise since reconnecting to the internet? That Ozzy's dead.

23.07.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you go on a journey and all you lose is your cellphone charger, then you're in pretty good shape.

23.07.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grant me vision, grant me speed.

20.07.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that Thomas Pynchon is publishing a new novel in the fall fills me with a kind of dread.

17.07.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never used to sit around and think about William Blake in my free time but now I do.

17.07.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My prediction for the future of pricing is that nothing will cost more than 99 cents per installment, with said installments falling due every 6 hours or so for 20 years.

16.07.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just a few pages from finishing Stephen Graham Jones's _The Buffalo Hunter Hunter_, and it's epic is every way. What an incredible novel.

14.07.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been living fairly fearlessly lately, and a big part of that is not losing my nerve and getting stuck on little things.

13.07.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't had vampire nightmares in 15 years. Now that I've started reading Stephen Graham Jones's _The Buffalo Hunter Hunter_ I've having them again.

10.07.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've managed to climb out of the well that I threw myself into yesterday. Things are looking up.

03.07.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No news here: congress is corrupt; the government is corrupt; the courts are corrupt; large corporations will screw every penny they can out of you; the system is rotten to the core.

01.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This random run of observations was brought to you by Honey Bunches of Oats.

29.06.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A 5 pound dog is a better investment than a thousand pound gorilla. Plus, you can't be a canine underbite for cuteness!

29.06.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frankenstein doesn't end with a car chase, but it ends with a sled chase, which is much, much better.

29.06.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catnip isn't just good for cats, kiddies!

29.06.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, I haven't watched Sling Blade and now, at this point in time, I probably never will.

29.06.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In other news, hydrangeas are drooping their colorful, melted-looking orbs to the ground all over town. I always imagine that they're just so-o-o sleepy and can't keep awake any longer. It's hard work being that beautiful, I guess.

29.06.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The book that was supposed to arrive yesterday didn't so that means that today I'll be writing this morning. Fortunately, I've got a nub of something to work on at present.

29.06.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's good for the soul? A children's theater performance. Creative kid energy restores my faith in humanity, which is at a low ebb these days.

29.06.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe your company isn't finding the right employees because your human resources online interface is glitchy and shite!

29.06.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My weekly New Yorker always seems to arrive in that interstitial space when I'm pausing, briefly, between reading novels.

28.06.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I'm sitting at a table of more than 4 people, I've typically checked out mentally by the 10 minute mark.

28.06.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some days you feel like you're living in the world of Tom Waits's "Cemetery Polka."

27.06.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gee, I seem to have temporarily misplaced my crystal ball. It's boxed up around here somewhere.

26.06.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm making my way through my summer horror reading list a lot faster than expected. I will have to add a few new titles.

26.06.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe a pest of some sort? I say that because the damage seems to be localized to one plant, so far. I.e., whatever it is hasn't spread yet. I don't know about bush beans, but I walked tons of soybean fields as a farm kid and those plants are pretty heat resistant.

26.06.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I grew up on the prairie where the weather is pretty charismatic in the early summer months! You see those clouds a-coming and you know there's going to be a thrashing.

26.06.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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