St. Durendal —|—————— | /🇬🇧/🎸/🖋/🎙️

A Discord message explaining why Durendal isn’t streaming today. The text reads, ‘Long story short, stream’s likely not happening tonight. Crashed on the slope and I was out cold for like, a solid minute. It was apparently an accident where it was nobody’s actual fault. I’m more worried about whether I did something wrong but from what people have told me, I didn’t. Fortunately. I am otherwise ok. I came away with a scrape on my nose and a sore arse. But physically, nothing beyond that.’

Hi! I’m calling off stream tonight. Had an accident while I was skiing today.

- Made that list of people up there mods for their own Twitch chat

So overall, pretty weird behaviour.

Long story short, this person has…

- Been weird about supposedly dropping loads of money, in people’s chats

- Made AI chatbots based around VTuber women, and/or people with femme-presenting VT avis

- Sent a copypasta email making threats, if they’re banned from someone’s chat

Trying these out tomorrow! It’ll also be my first time practising on the slopes alone, so pretty nervous lol.

I can run slopes no problem, but will let you all know how it goes.

A reference sheet for the VTuber, ‘Durendal’. It includes his model, the Carolingian standard he wears on his waist, several different expressions (embarrassment, a smile, a frown, and a raised brow), and a closer look at his face.

Sword
/sɔːd/
a weapon with a long, sharp metal blade and a handle, used especially in the past

Relic
/ˈrel.ɪk/
I. an object, tradition, or system from the past that continues to exist

II. something that belonged to a holy person

Effigy
/ˈefɪdʒi/
​a statue of a famous person, a saint or a god

Durendal’s stream schedule, between August 10th and August 16th. It reads as follows, SUNDAY - OFFLINE (going to IKEA) MONDAY - OFFLINE (gym) TUESDAY - FINAL FANTASY XIV (Skiing in the morning) WEDNESDAY - OFFLINE (HEMA) THURSDAY - MOUNT AND BLADE WARBAND (Either Clash of Kings, or Prophesy of Pendor) FRIDAY - FINAL FANTASY XIV SATURDAY - OFFLINE All streams start at 7pm BST, unless stated otherwise

Here’s the week’s schedule! As always, no promises. We replaced my mattress yesterday too, and the old one’s sitting in the streaming room, so until it’s gone, I can’t use the PC.

Sometimes I wonder why I’m so selective with people I meet through this whole content creation thing. And why I’ve been trying to find hobbies that don’t involve my online life.

And then stuff like this reminds me why:
Too many weirdos here man.

Dalbello Veloce ski boot sitting on a coffee table in a living room

Decided I didn’t want to suffer in rental jail any longer (at least for boots), and I went to a fitter

This is what I left with

The bend on an indoor ski slope, with people standing behind blue barriers on the apex of the corner. There’s a long poster on the wall that shows people skiing and snowboarding down a mountain, with advertisements for the ‘Snowdome’, and Andorra.

Looking down at snow-covered skis, from about chest-level. The skis are attached to boots, which are attached to a pair of legs wearing camo trousers. The photographer’s wearing a white Sleep Token hoodie, though the graphic is barely visible.

Wanna apologise for not streaming FF14 on Monday. I had the chance to do the last part of the skiing course instead of Tuesday, so I went for it.

Good news is, I absolutely smashed it! We actually had enough time left over to go over parallels too.

a statue of a knight is lifting a barbell in front of a sign that says " do not enter combat " Alt: A Knight in 15th Century plate armour completes one rep of bench press. There is a pair of plates on either side of the bar. Another knight is spotting his lift.

Hey! As per the schedule, no stream tonight! Got my HEMA class.

We should be back tomorrow with either more Prophesy of Pendor, or FFXIV!

YouTube video by K.K. Slider Bubblegum K.K. - K.K. Slider

3. Best Chill/Relaxing Music

All rise for the Scrimblo National Anthem
youtu.be/mIS6qIVOWxI?...

Some of these are going to be basic, but some will surprise you ^^

So happy!AAAA,So happy!🙏🏻🥹🌻💖

YouTube video by TetraNinja FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES TRAILER E3 2018

2. Best Reveal Trailer Music

I might be a little biased, but when I saw Fire Emblem was getting edgier, it had me so stoked

youtu.be/8XImgO2A5ow?...

YouTube video by Bz B'z / Into Free -Dangan- × Dragon's Dogma

1. Best Title Screen Music

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEE
INTO THE CURRENT AGAIN, I FEEL THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS
youtu.be/8XBlBPtQW6g?...

Some of these are going to be basic, but some will surprise you ^^

So yah I’ve been away for a few days.

Schedule for the approaching week ^^

All are going to start at ~7pm BST, but I might have to make approximations based on how my sleep is. Thanks for understanding

Schedule for the approaching week ^^

All are going to start at ~7pm BST, but I might have to make approximations based on how my sleep is. Thanks for understanding

YOOOOOO THE MASTER BOOTS?!?!?!?!!1!1!1!1!!!?!

A pair of skis standing on a rubber, latticed matting. Snow covers the wording. There are a pair of booted feet attached.

Had an all-day skiing course today.

Gotta go back for another couple hours to do a complete run of the slope, and then I’ve finished it, but holy shit I have a new hobby lads

Wait are they seriously denying access for games you’ve already bought?

>Me uploading my picture to the UK government to allow my access to Hentai Puzzler 6.

(I play it for the story)

mfw

A 4K Blu-Ray box for Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim. There’s a CeX label on the top right of the box, and a label displaying the price at the bottom: ‘£15’. There’s a copy of Eragon beneath it.

Gonna do FFXIV MSQs tomorrow instead, taking a break tonight.
Reason below.