Paul

Listening to Roxy Music in the 70s and 80s felt quite a cool place to be at.

All these years later, here I am looking at slippers in an M&S outlet, with Bryan crooning out Dance Away in the background. Seems I'm still cool, right?

I like Andy Burnham, but to see him described as 'like Japanese knotweed' made me chuckle.

And that's how social media should be, chuckles, opinions and agreeable disagreements. Not silos of them and us, black or white, spittle and bile.

MaSMGA (Make Social Media Great Again).

Waited till the crowds died down 😀 … a bit shaky.

Don't really do Reality TV, but got into #DestinationXuk

Very pleased with the result 😊

Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025

I mean clearly the suggestion of my image is that the bus is carrying your award. There can be no other meaning.

You would have been on tender hooks waiting for those replies...

I've never been to palm tree flamingo Preston when it's been warm. Always packaged cardi.

Have a pleasant day.

Danny Baker, smarter than I thought.

Facebook sees my data, yet tailors this ad for me...

Can anyone see the news reporter, think she's blended in.

From Zuckbook 😂

Perfect.

#GTF

Head, shoulders, knees , Nettos #BargainRhymes

Because he'll be Pope?

Afternoon delight....

That's a relief, can't afford to feed another dishwasher...

*pops hair in man-bun, prepares lunch*

"Lid off the greek yogurt? Nope not seen it"

'Crack teams' in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes Streeting The health secretary says the government is

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Tell me where you’re from without telling me where you’re from.

:-D

I'd advise strapping two fingers together.

Excellent use of #RIP there sir 👌🏼

#NotWastedOnMe

Always be wary before plunging your hand into a bucket of sharps.

That guy who ran the length of Africa is now planning to run the length of New Zealand.

Africa I get but I'd have thought the bus service would be better in New Zealand.

Similar in that George is on overnight respite, so it's just me and Nicky.

*waves* from parallel universe M&S.

I've lost interest in Traitors now Marianne Faithful has gone.

Don't wipe your arse on sandpaper.