Tyler ❤️‍🔥The Life Of A Showboy❤️‍🔥

Yea…. Kinda crazy it happened twice

I’m sorry I reminded you of Adam Levine’s existence🙏🏼

Someone definitely mentioned oil idk

I’m talking musical integrity and showmanship and y’all are thinking about oiled up man sex. Smh

Like yeah I don’t really think Bad Bunny is gonna have a problem topping Maroon 5 or Justin Timberlake

Only 2 male artists have truly gagged the halftime show. Will Bad Bunny do the same? Probably! It helps that the bar is basically on the ground for men

Now how can I put you in a little ball and make you fight people on my behalf

You guys have the same eyes🥰

Too late for a nap I fear, I’ll be up all night if I do

I’m tired

I can make you full of something else too😉

Oh?! Nathan I didn’t realize you were so kinky

Okay but if Matt Damon gets mad I’m telling him you put me up to it

Why would I shoot him Nathan? I’m not trying to turn this into a lifetime movie

So I have a shot with Ben Affleck is what your saying

Imagine me with a pink mohawk, tongue piercing, and Wanda tattoo. I shan’t do it cause it comes from a place of unhappiness.

But I might pierce my ear again as a compromise

The urge to make major body modifications (fuckass haircut, brightly dyed hair, piercings, & weird tattoo) is very strong

Oh so having my right ear pierced (formerly) is chopped liver?

I’d say all swingers party are inherently interesting but then again I’ve never been to one

You’re so handsome

#LetterboxdFriday again which means I get to show off my #lastfourwatched

Kinda on a mid movie streak rn. My saving grace was the new Muppet Show special with Sabrina

So they’re purposely ignoring my skeets?!😭

I just assume all but three have me muted

And here I was thinking I was the only one you used this joke on smh

How is there a live option on here but still no pictures in DM’s

Which is really the only allies I’ll ever need

Animals are just not my friend today😤

When I’m in a ‘who can be the most insufferable contest’ and the bird outside my window shows up:

That’s my whole brand

It’s #letterboxdfriday which means I’m supposed to post my #lastfourwatched so here ya go!